There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

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Issue: 302 | 27th day of Swimming, Y9

Comics

	Mundane Insanity I guess even piles of sludge have feelings... by maldijo_uno
	Fun with the Webcam Dude, it's on "normal." by pei_panda_jr
	Why (3!) You'll never hug your pet after painting him again... by redler1
	Milk Money People who want you to donate blood are really vampires... by plumbus
	Get Rich Quick! Just do things the easy way. by silver_taurus
	Neoschool - I HATE Spyders Humm... err... well... SPYDER!! by luliyoyo
	What Really Happened to Kreludor The truth revealed! by orlandothief
	In a Nutshell You wanted the yellow one, right... Idea by sarah123x123 by twosock
	Ever Wondered Why... He needs a clipper. :( by sofiamatias
	Wet Paint HA! An intruder!!! by hippieninja
	Doom From The Darigan Citadel Introducing Neopia's newest game---Neo.... WHAT?! by ren172
	Tails from Home I want a faerie paint brush!!! by fshonbee
	Pointless Nonsense - N00b News Brought to you by Virtupets Inc. by petfriendamy
	Baby Sitting Problems Eeekkk! There's a Baby Kougra in my custard! by pepper_kitten44
	Kiss the... Princess? mwah! Art by invalid_character by silvermare200
	Tiny But Tough Where's my sponge? Idea by jess3153 by crazy_kathy
	The Evilest Crime We all love to make a mess when nobody is at home, don't we? But who is going to clean it up? by zaniic
	Surprise! Such a ripoff. Idea by maple4ever by jokerqueen
	Open Heart- Epi 5 Let me tell you what happened. by maiinoki
	When Addressing a King pt. 2 Perhaps it runs in the family. by prismfire
	Life With Strip King Altador should watch what he is giving out... by snowickle_111
	Wearable? Is that a WEARABLE hat? O: Idea by sablones by cherry_sakura
	SLORG ATTACK! Here ya go! Idea by _dark_black_star_ by plaid_love
	Pterii Rule! Run!! by liktra
	Last Resorts - Meteors Now where'd that meteor run off to now? +sigh+ by clare1008
	I Want To Be... a Krawk! Concept by x__orlando4eva__x by chikolina
	Trickblue You want this one? by melissa295
	And the Meepits Outgrabe What's wrong? by kittylin
	The Tell-Tale Tails: Sunny Side Up Teaching Neggs to come out of their shell... by nezreeze
	The Bunker Aw! I can't stand to hear a little girl cry... Let me get my earmuffs. by hubadawaha

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Botching Birthdays

Hello! And welcome to Inky's Guide To The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents! Yay! So, according to the title, probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever do to your friend is to buy a really bad gift for his/her birthday! So, in order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!

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The Reason Dr. Sloth is Here
"Take this to the Neopian Times, and have them print this on the front page. Do it, or you will become the Spider Grundo's new toy," Dr. Sloth ordered the Grundo...

by 24meepit13

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Being Me
It didn't really matter what they thought of me, of course. Their opinions, though often expressed pointedly to me in the hallways, meant nothing to someone who was proud to call herself a unique individual...

by reggieman721

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Goodsigns' Petpetpet Guide
Ever wonder what petpetpet you want or how to make it attach to your petpet? Look no further! Goodsigns is here to help.

by goodsigns

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The Wonders of Meridell
On July 30, 2002, TNT released a new world called Meridell, and this Monday is Meridell's fifth birthday! *blows kazoo*

by gooie629

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Of Meepits and Dark Faeries: Part Three
"You've made enough mess as it is. Look at my castle." Irathatora was coming down the stairs. "It's a mess, and you're going to be cleaning it up, once I deal with these Meepits..."

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by whiz_bang12

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Curse of the Werelupe: Part Six
Suddenly a shiver ran down his spine, and he instinctively turned around to survey the woods around them. A low chuckle made him jump, and a Halloween Lupe stepped out into light of the town. Crimson eyes glinted maliciously...

by rachelindea

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