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Issue: 297 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y9

Comics

	It's a Girl Thing Ho hum. by conniewan3
	Grundos' Intelligence Your first BOOK! by optimystique
	Kiko versus JubJub What happened when a Kiko and a JubJub first met... by tenedria
	Code Blue So THAT's where it comes from 0_o ... by shining_comet
	Stories of Toast Fireness just won't let it go... by quackity_quack
	Good Enough Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... by coolman1162
	Banana Juice Oh, no! Your neopet has caught 'Banana Fever'! by tewa380
	Customisation! Invisible pets had the most extreme redraws. :O by xiceangelzx
	Life is a Playground! - The new Hat... The new Hat... by larenchan
	The Dumb Only Seem to Get Dumber Some people should never go into the advertising business. by beachnut14
	Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Party Time How far a cheap pet will go. by luvas
	Coco and Friends - Annoying Fyora Whatever you do, be sure to avoid the laser vision. by parisianprincess
	Some News Can be Hard to Swallow Don't take sayings literally! by hypergirl3030
	Sibling Rivalry Can I have a Kadoatie? by evilpuppyangel
	A Cosmic Outlook - Wait An Hour After You Eat Hannah gained a few inches. What of it? by puppyblew_luver18
	Buzz Cut Why can't rescuers just be traditional? by yellow_canary
	When Addressing a King ...there are some things that you just don't say. by prismfire
	Neopia Magnified: Rainbow Fountain If only it were that easy... by coco_dog_92
	Open Heart- Epi 1 I'm sending a pet to my friend! by maiinoki
	Great Neopian Questions No. 1 What will they think of next? by fantastic_beasts
	Speck the Speckled Oh, no!! by cheetah_kougra
	NeoNuts Just one thing... by zakeno
	Brush and Floss! Who knew the Tooth Faerie could be so powerful... NOT! by nomitts
	Amikarashui #4 Random Event Part 1 by bluecloud300
	Clear as Mud: Altador Cup My loyalty for a cookie! by spirit033v2
	Contemporary Insanity Caffeine - The reason the announcers are speaking, and not in a coma. by boohbah098
	Appearances are Deceiving...? Shenkuu goalkeeper, Xana DiLanche, should probably stick to defending the net - and not other teams. ;) by sylverkitsune
	Lord Darigan at the Altador Cup Everyone's a fan. by master_chief63
	Pirates vs. Ninjas? Because everyone knows that pirates are wussy... by togepi_forever
	When It Comes To Competition... Faeries aren't so innocent! by korked
	CrazyComix: Altador Cup II Wheee! Goooo Sheeenkuuuu!!!! by samantha13_rose
	Or Something Like It: Altador Cup "Nosebleed Section" Written by lauziloges by kittie_orion

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Dasher Soley Speaks

The team captain is "Dasher" Soley. Then playing goalkeeper we have Garven Hale. Left forward is Ealyn Hawkshanks. Right defender is Nitri Cassale, and left defender is Zayle Sufhaux. They all sport their red, black, and grey uniforms proudly. I recently had the honour of meeting this team, and...

Other Stories

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The Life and Times of Zauber_Chiara
The Lupe looked so sad that I tried to talk to him to cheer him up. "So... what are you in for?" I asked...

by drama4ever_6

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Cup Crazy
"Sixteen teams have tried to make it to this day, but only two have prevailed. Everyone, please give a warm and friendly welcome to..."

by funsunny

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The Key to the Cup: An Interview with the Yooyus
I know some yooyus who spent their whole lives preparing for last year's tournament and then retired right after it... but most of us want another shot at the glory of playing in the finals.

by zanybrainyno1

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Derbie Azar: Leading the Lost Desert to Victory
She was the star Lost Desert right forward, known for her craftiness, scoring, and flawless passing skills; and she was talking to me.

by cool_gelert_8_9

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The End of the Rainbow: Part One
The young Kougra shook his head, striving to get loose beads of water off. It was hard to think of a glimmer of hope when everything just seemed to be falling apart within him...

by littlej001

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The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Two
The young Mynci softened his gaze. "Yes, I was," he answered quietly, "but I had to leave him. It is my dream to become an adventurer, Sword-master! Won't you recommend a good weapon for me?"

by yoyote

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