There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

Circulation: 135,120,765

Issue: 267 | 22nd day of Storing, Y8

Comics

	Is The Fish Biting? OMG! by darkadoom
	Is That Legal? That can't be comfortable... by ratcake
	Wocky Whiskers Etc. In this case, "WHOOSH" is not a good thing... by mrmajor
	You Have a New Quest When you're told not to disturb the Darkest Faerie, it's a good idea to take that advice. by jlnmellon_112
	PPL Policies All petpets are equal. :) by xiceangelzx
	Joe n' Co. 1 Gummy bears? by jombra
	Trouble at Cyodrake's Gaze Yikes! Watch out! by samantha13_rose
	Don't Ask! October is for Squares... by snowcat737373
	Comic 4 Stop reading these comments and just read the comic already! by rcwalters
	A Comic About Sand If the title isn't enough to hook you, I don't know what is. by me_like_juice
	B.B.Y 2000! Look 10 years younger! And it only costs 10k! by mistickal_dragon
	Another Random Day in Insanity I hate being a Korbat. by tryaniapiumtreon
	NeoComp That Kelp Resturant... Part Two... by chibikatza
	Random Something Plots are fun, but not when things eat you. Idea by maple4ever by silvermare200
	Unbelievable! You call that a petpet? by maiinoki
	Turmy Turmoil Why on earth... Idea by cdnshedevil666 by devil_in_a_red_dress
	Picture Perfect The day Nym learned... by khestrel
	Unhinged Hmm... This doesn't seem right... by sharkies
	Dubloon Disaster ...Are you sure this is a fishing zone? by ghostcake
	Torturing the Doctor His baby pictures?! by acepuma
	VERY Random Events: The Tale of Woe; Digging Because you obviously cannot dig with just three people.... by the_panther17
	The Last Cookie!: Are YOU Scared of the Dark? Who turned off the lights? by jazminz3p
	Tea Time - Midterms ): And that's my secret to good midterm grades. :3 by kleptie
	Kougra Tails: Trees Company Is that all you brought to fight? by fatal_mantis
	Demon 3 What should we eat? by ookami_mangetsu
	Neopian Petpet Complaints When you feed eizzils too many muffins... by crazy_dog1237
	Something Has Happened! "I'm scared, there are so many horrible monsters out there!" Concept by tdyans by frostcrystal
	Normal is Overrated You're just jealous! by tamarainian_girl
	Why Me?! You will soon find out why you should never trust a 24 hour shopkeeper... by faerie_zaffy

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The Winged Scholar

The Library Faerie is so reserved that when she sells you books that are so very cool, you pay more attention to the book than to the faerie selling it to you. It just may be so that beneath her shy exterior is an enigma wrapped in a lavender hue. Answer these mystery questions for me: Why is she called the Library Faerie if she runs a bookstore? Wouldn't that make her the Bookstore Faerie? Where does she keep the library? If the Battle Faerie is so brave and the Soup Faerie is so humble...

Other Stories

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The Freeloader
I moaned and felt around for a pillow before stuffing it over my ears. There went my brother, Jakalo1, again. It was like this every morning on the weekends. Typically, he leads a very sad life. Or at least I think so. But how could it not be sad when his idea of fun is cleaning?!

by lavamitten

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Journey Under the Bed
Elinor was bored. Elinor hated being bored. When she was bored she felt dizzy and got a pain in her neck. Dizziness and neck-pains are best avoided, so the spotted Xweetok was eager to find something to do...

by aigroegdede

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National Neopia - A Traveler's Guide to Hotels
Here, in our first issue, we shall cover a topic important to most travelers and vacationers: Hotels.

by kawaktongbee

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Matchmaker - Finding the Perfect Petpet
We all wonder how cute a petpet is, what avatar it will get us, and how admired we'll be when we have it. But let's face it, what is the real reason of buying a petpet? Think a moment. Oh yes, to give to our Neopets!

by forgottencreation

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Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Seven
To the striped Xweetok's immense relief, there in the distance, lay the waiting harbor of Altador. When the two Xweetoks reached shore, they saw that the city was in chaos...

Also by jeanaet

by rainbow_lover852

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Rising Shadow: Part Seven
For the second time in less than twenty minutes, Tenultra had managed to leave Lord Darigan absolutely dumbfounded. For a moment they stared at each other, one blankly and the other helplessly, until Tenultra took pity on her companion and decided to spare him the embarrassment of asking the obvious question...

by sarahleeadvent

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