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Issue: 249 | 21st day of Swimming, Y8

Comics

	Air Faerie Quest Air faerie wants you to get her "Mouth Wash"! Also by pyrorockchik by hikarru
	Fight! What's a little snowball fight between friends? by ssjelitegirl
	The Flotsam Question Inquiring minds want to know. by tamia_silverwing
	Triple Negative Why do we have so many shoes? by sillygirl_543
	JACKPOT!!!! The consequences of playing the slots... by usedcarsalesman
	Mad House! Who has upset the Grey Faerie? by mystiquestorm
	Bad Influences The real reason behind Nigel's suspicious advice... Also by syko_skwerl by kzoolaur
	At the Soup Faerie's Yummy! Dung Soup! by wsprite
	Haunted Lying gives you away. by hauntedheroine
	C is for Crazy 0.o by totalcraziness
	Study Hall Remember the importance of studying. by brittana4jesus
	Yooyuball News with Seamore Goals and Dee Fence From the Yooyu Protection Agency in alliance with the PPL... by the_copy_machine
	Gallion Ranch - Spinoff Ooh, this book's interesting...! Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Define Idiocy Snacks are sweeter than revenge. by darkness1300
	Lupe Moments Oh, Taelia... what have you done now? by kateh_pwns
	Rejected Reality The mystic is always right! by refira
	Lupish! Jag's not usually that evil. He just likes candy. A lot. by orca1026
	No Game Here: Zurro(Heavy)Ball Ewww... Art by kamikatze24 by hello5346
	Wocky Thumbs Go Krawk Island!! by jazminz3p
	Dream On... Ugga! by rekyrem
	It Came From Outer Space... poke by rose_of_eternity_69
	Facts and Truths The truth is out there... The facts are in here. by corsair_357
	Bubble Trouble! Feeling a little... bubbly? by greyska
	Me and Them Did you just call me FAT?!! by hamtaro6969
	Pound Pets Why are some of those pets in the pound, anyway? by rarvage
	The Locker Room He does this every year... by keng200
	A Cosmic Outlook - Egad. Elephante Trap? The official elephante joke. by puppyblew_luver18
	Neo-Reportz! Slorgs are horrible, disgusting little things... by flying_hiii
	Asparagus?!! Adam may love asparagus, but I on the other hand... by mcgirlcat
	Altador Cup: Why Brightvale Won the First Round Featuring the Baby-Faced Mauler! by soggy_cardboard
	Nerds and Neopets Help in all the wrong places. by guitarsiren
	Lunaticity #5 Thursday, 6th Day of Swimming... by jerk_head
	The Chromus Crew Oh no, not that joke again... by chromus

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Slowly she tiptoed out of the room she and Nelly shared and down the newly carpeted stairs. She found her owner sitting at her work desk, huddled over a stack of papers. Emily walked quietly to her owner and discreetly tapped her on the shoulder...

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The Real Story of That Mysterious Symol
This is a written record of our oddly amusing journey into the Symol Hole.

Also by ice_creema876

by multitasker3000

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For Juggling and Glory
Ah, Jolly Jugglers, the game that gives "Look before you leap" a new meaning.

by visorak_commander

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The Mynci Squad: Part One
Mono, an Island Mynci, sat on the green and yellow rug on his living room floor, pondering. It was a Saturday morning, and he had absolutely nothing to do!

by costa_rican_girl

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Behind the Forbidden Door: Part Seven
Lerox and Tishka were delighted. "Can you imagine, cruising over to the DoN headquarters with Doctor Sloth in tow?" the Grundo exulted. "That would be SO awesome!"

by sarahleeadvent

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