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Issue: 174 | 21st day of Sleeping, Y7

Comics

	No Squishy! Ew! A discusting talking worm! Art by ickessler by sunstone_fire
	Calli and Polaroid Lesson 1: Leaders of Evilness by missmnmsfreak
	The Rock Pool Rascals "Pirate Ploy" by leptonychotes
	Room for Two We've got to get you help... by child_dragon
	Down the Symol Hole What really happens when your Petpet jumps into the hole? by kingrelinquished
	A Snowbunny Tale Only... ASPARAGUS?! by i_love_yellow_sporks
	And the Meepits Outgrabe "Nimmo Yoga" by kittylin
	Neolife Collab Maybe sometimes things happen for a reason... Idea by starcaw by rubya_fire
	The N00bopian Times lyk omg dis comik iz da kewlist!!!1 by cherv1
	Totally Serious We're SERIOUS comic-type-people! by cati65
	Life With Snowager #6 The many faces of the Snowager... by moondust_dreams
	As Much as a Bori Can Take! Could be worse... by kudou
	Finny's Corner Me? Obsessed? by divisible_by_zero
	Sloth on the Rox The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 5) by plushieowner
	...Oops... I guess it doesn't work... by kagura_the_wind
	Wannabe Meridellian Princess With the war over, Lisha is given the chance to dress like a noble lady... by iriswind
	After A Rainy Day What's wrong with this picture? by i_hate_backstabbers
	Neopia Acres Previously, on Neopia Acres... by wyomingslim
	Monotony Wheel Who never has never gone through this? ô.o by wizardmoncita
	The Wild Imagination of an Eccentric Feepit Is that you in there? by running_wind_horse
	The Uber Spiffy Doodle Chicken?? 0.o by uplaw
	Down 4 Maintenance #2 A trip to Mystery Island... by frootloop409
	Mulligan Childcare isn't for everyone... by arg0naut
	Speck the Speckled What do you do with dung? by cheetah_kougra
	Snow Woes! A Mushed Adventure! by resurrectedwarrior
	Faerie Woes Woe #3: Bad Hair Days by roller_coaster26
	The Comic Of D00M On the chat boards! by _dratini01_
	Floofeh No wonder there aren't any libraries in Neopia. by jupeboxgal
	Common Sense Ooooh! A new shop! Art by ickessler by sirussblack
	Sasha's Sketches Talk about multiple personalities... by washeh

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"Smile of an Acara" by 3dcourtney12044
Leslie looked up at the sky, and did a small gasp when she saw the sky was slowly turning gray mixed with a dark shade of blue. The clouds looked heavy, full of rain that could pour down at any moment...

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Riddle of the Blades

If you cannot answer the riddle asked,

When you face an opponent yet unmasked,

My help will not be mine to give,

So find the answer if you wish to live.

by jedimaster891

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Glad to be Back
"HANNAH!" he cried, and began running. Hannah jumped into his arms, and the two gave a welcoming and warm embrace. "Long, long time since I've clapped me eyes on you!"

by cruzerchic123

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The Curse of Maraqua Expansion Interview
With the release of the Curse of Maraqua expansion of the Neopets Trading Card Game creeping up, it’s time once again to nag Adam for another sneak peek into the game.

by neopian_queen_liana

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Bell’s Field Guide to Meerca Chase II
It is sure to be an astounding hit for all of Neopia’s gamers to enjoy. From the old classic mode to the new, ultra-challenging maze mode, this is a truly astounding game for Neopia to master and explore.

by belldandy213

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Judgment: Part One
Memory filled the room, if the room had not been so empty, the memories would have been lost in the clamor of everyday life, but because there was so little, even the most transparent of thoughts filled it with vivid pictures...

by orginalcliche

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The Tower Journey: Part Nine
"I'm Toggerneo, I guess I'm working here now." More stares, no noise. "Wow, tough crowd. So, did you hear the one about the Skeith and the Dragonack?"

by neonick19881988

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