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How to Take Care of Your Plushie Neopet!

How you can have a happy, healthy plushie.

by reducation
Adjusting to your Neohome 2.0

Even with one room, you can create a separation of space, the illusion of space, and simple touches of comfort that will use the limitations of your room efficiently.

by bluecloud300
A Guide to the Non-Existent Hidden Tower

A small guide to some of the consequences of a few Hidden Tower objects...

by angelofmusic26
Kiko Lake - The Other Forgotten Holiday Destination

Why not try Kiko Lake? It is just as secluded and as interesting as Roo Island...

by umbreae
Tips & Tricks For Naming Your Pets

Finding that special name for your new Neopian addition can be a daunting task.

by kallaco
What Color Is Your Owner?

What do you and your owner spend time doing?

by writingkid
Stop Holding Yourself Back

I saw so many successful Neopians and I told myself, 'I can't do that. I can't be like them."

by yourstruly281
Advanced Key Quest Tactics: Becoming a Homebody

Lesson number one: Your starting home matters. Lesson number two: Faerieland is often not the best starting home. Surprised? Read more.

by teaspill
A Guide to Curing Your Winter Boredom

All my pets' newly unwrapped presents have lost their appeal and are put away and forgotten. The dreaded New Year boredom has finally set in.

by dulcatis
How to Take Care of Your Gnorbu

Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily.

by xaquizzle
Second-Hand Scores!

For those of us who may have let our generosity get the best of us this holiday season.

by valikthebuilder
Celebrating Sloth Appreciation Day

Sloth is a very nice man. If you celebrate his holiday, he will spare you when picking who to vaporize...

by jeff1233219
Put the Pieces Together

Think of it like a mosaic. Each piece has a different place where it goes, and it is up to you to find out how to put them together.

by iloenchen
 
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Advanced Key Quest



Lesson number one: Your starting home matters. Lesson number two: Faerieland is often not the best starting home. Surprised? Read more. First of all, consider the fact that your starting home is not simply the place where you begin playing the game. Your starting home is where you will return every time an opponent puts you in a catapult, Sophie the Swamp Witch gets bored, or King Skarl has a temper tantrum (and we all know how often that happens). This can lead to four or five trips back to your starting home in a good game...



Other Stories


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The Ex-Agent
He sighed as he remembered the last time he'd sat in a park. He'd been waiting for an associate to drop off a key which would allow him to unlock a safe...

by punctuation_ninja

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Jelly World Does Not Exist
"Does Kreludor REALLY revolve around Neopia? Or is it Neopia that revolves around Kreludor? Are we sure the sky is blue?"

by ginny_invisible

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Pipes: Part One
The main pipe is flatter than the rest, and that's where I, and my mom, slept. It was guaranteed the safest one...

by wizsard

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Yo Ho Yo Ho, A Plushie's Life For Me: Part Three
I felt not a drop of fear in my body. To the surprise of the Snowager, I jumped up and ran over to hug him.

by pineapple_apple

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A Dose of Neopia
I don't think he's gonna win...

by sasukes4ever

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CayCaed! - The Thing About Lab Pets
In which a rather sarcastic Peophin learns her lesson... the hard way

by kattrish



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