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Lose Control: Chrismas Special
by silverwolf_queen
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 A Bori's Christmas
Something in Apoc snapped. "I hate this holiday!" he cried. "It's a cheap
case for the Toy Shop to triple its sales! And you never get me what I want
anyway! Last year I wanted a Darigan Paint Brush, but you said no! You're the
worst owner ever!"
by mystery_island111223 |
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 Sloth's Christmas Carol
Sloth sat still for a moment, entirely stunned
by such preposterously insubordinate behavior from one of his highest ranking,
most loyal, most ferocious commanders. Then he surged to his feet in a fury,
both fists coming down knuckles-first on the desk with a bang. "The Three WHAT?"
by schefflera |
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 Baubles
Tomorrow it would be nothing but laughter and excitement, and wrapping paper
left in shreds on the floor, as everyone marvelled at their presents. But it was not quite so in one Neohome...
by violet_nose |
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