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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8 |
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Rotten Personality!!
by blue_lion_from_space
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 Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."
by itchyfan220 |
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 The Hoarders: Part One
"I just can't afford to
keep four pets anymore. I know we had a lot of money, but it just kind of drifted
away. But I figured you're older, so you'd cope with this better..."
by ruff_zette |
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