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Elderly Pets Gone Wild

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VERY Random Events: The Toilet
You should probably teach your pet how to use the toilet before you put it in your neohome...

by the_panther17

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Dangerously Insane
That hand is very crafty.

by leah_51293

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Tooth Faerie Scheme
One of Ty's simplistically brilliant schemes.

by singing_charmander

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A Manly Man’s Guide to Neopian Femininity
Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive.

by o_apollo_o

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