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Issue: 272 | 29th day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	Neopups Snow Blumaroo: I'm alive? by coshi_dragonite
	Oh My Flying Faerie Cookies! Never trust faerie ovens. by wrongnamesorry
	A Luminous Situation! So... just how many Grarrls does it take? @_@; by marshallmathers_111
	Better Than a Draik Egg Believe it. by ooorianeoo
	Neopet Parties You Should Have Skipped! There are some parties in Neopia that you probably should have skipped. by loubie_04
	What so Ever Please don't eat me! by rubia_flame
	Sophie's Nightmare Sophie, great chemist, but physics? by explorer_253
	In the Shadows of Neopia Something that vaguely resembles the start of a plot...? Yeah. Probably. by morrigan_a_aensland
	Snowball Madness Training in the Battledome... Idea and Script by neowizard1287 by keitaro8982
	Unhinged Don't you even think about it! by sharkies
	Almost Insane: Unraveling Curiosity A Kougra's curiosity can be a very dangerous thing... by vehement
	Grundo: Sledding Aw, you're just a sissy. by aquarocket
	You Know Your Pet Is Smarter Than You When... Ahem. by pyrodragoness
	DOOMed Adventures The reason why DOOM does not have a petpetpet. by ladyash782
	The Tale-Tell Tails: The "Hole" Thing Digging up some pun. (Oh, that was just plain terrible!) by nezreeze
	Kadoatery Kaos #2 - The 1337-est of them all Binary has been fed! by twiddl3d33
	Don't Ask! It's just his hobby... not a plot quest. by snowcat737373
	Earn Your Stripes Pay attention in science, children. by yellowembers
	The Mind of Max roll by 0omythical_dragono0
	Neowned - "That's Cheating!" There's more than one way to get blessed by a faerie...! by neowner3
	Unpacking There's no harm in having some to spare. by ssjelitegirl
	Mr Snowman Small snowman... big mistake. by petfriendgirl
	Normal Abnormalitys #2: Blame It On Your Brother At least it wasn't like the Kadoatie incident last year... by comatose_slumber
	Just Sit A charmingly inappropriate Christmas gift... by katopia12
	Cloudy Issues That is why Cloud Jubjubs should not be in Terror Mountain at the Month of Celebrating... by correctoraline
	Decoration Difficulties Jouelle and Pearl attempt to put the star on the top of their tree... by lotrgirl88888
	Cobalt Grrrr. by twilight_wind_
	SHH!Comics Come to reason this fine season. by ravenatore
	The Neopals I'm giving you something as a token of our friendship. by roxanne_vergara99
	Christmas Chronicles #2 What do you want to get this Christmas? by liane_ly
	AsianPotato An amazing object! by princton_fan

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"(Not So) Squeaky Clean" by hugthepinapple
When I was a young Lupe and I first started playing Yooyuball, my team was respected by everyone, even our opponents. We were from Brightvale, the land of knowledge. The honest, hardworking souls who spent a lifetime trying to be the best. I'm not saying that my teammates didn't want to be the best. I'm saying that they took the easy way out. I'm saying that they cheated...

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The First Time I Flew... Almost
Trugmorik batted Daisychain away with a paw when she tried to grab at his cape with her beak. He knew the White Weewoo had a point, but he needed to get up to that branch near the top of the tree...

by elfwick

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Tesh and the Draik on the Mountain
"They will never truly live again, for they do not know what it means to be Neopians. Let them die as toys, the way they have toyed with us!"

by pyndragon

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Ask Armin

Well, I think we’ve waited long enough. Perhaps you’ve been wondering when you would hear from me... it’s been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self-esteem-raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this...

by angelwater630

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Neopian New Year Resolutions
There are articles about what’s the best gift to give to Frank Sloth and how to make a Kiko snowman (a hint, you only need to roll one snowball). I’m looking a little bit further ahead, though, for soon after the holidays is the turning to a New Year and that means it’s time to sit down and think about your Neopian New Year Resolutions.

by summerschilde

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Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part Four
Satch stood in the doorway with his trumpet case and suitcase at his side. He had a forlorn expression on his face as his tail twitched nervously behind him. "Hey, guys. I just wanted to come and say goodbye..."

by bitsy_dj

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Whispers: Part Three
Somehow, it just didn't feel right, especially for the desert in summer, but Aidne quite couldn't put her finger on what was wrong, except that the area around them had taken on a definite atmosphere of foreboding. Something big was coming...

by betazoid_telepath

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