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(Not Just Any) Day At The Park

Summer days were meant for fun games of tag and sliding down slides, not taking thousand-Neopoint vacations to faraway lands...

by psychopsam
Quest Protest

"I'm ready for my quest, Illusen," I said excitedly...

by black_skull725
A Time Before...

Finneus adjusted his monocle, cleared his throat, and began to read...

by tootsiekitty_
Bless You, Shoyru

"I didn't mean to be. I left home early, and I just got to school past the time I thought I would." This wasn't true. She had been hoping, hoping against hope, that she would arrive and school would already be over...

by savannah_the_dreamer
The Journal

And she beamed at me, as if she thought I should be happy. WHAT!!! A sister?! I don't want her. I want Sabby to myself...

by dittox2004
A Toothy Dilemma

Harriet felt incredibly lucky as she moved on. Lucky to have been able to see that magic, lucky to be working in Fyora's palace!

by valentina_999
Will Rise Again

His head snapped around at the sound of an intercom crackling to life. "Balthazar," a booming voice spoke to him. "Glad to see you're awake..."

by ayame_23
Fetch!

Laughing, the Gelert dashed right into a small grove and stopped to sniff at the foot of a large log covered with moss and fungi. Little did he know that times were about to change...

by myfallenrevival4
Without Friends

"What do I need the most...?"

by undeadfortune
Captain Cappuccino and Miss Mocha

"There you go. And if you need anything, just ask for the Captain. Captain Cappuccino..."

by playmobil_is_my_life
First Steps

I admit, I too had forgotten what a difficult task it was to take one's first steps, until one day when I was sitting near the Healing Springs, up in Faerieland...

by bsbgirl7777777
 
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"First Steps" by bsbgirl7777777
So began Kiki's walking lessons. After a few hours of poring over unhelpful books such as Baby Kacheeks, Tonu Steps, and (my personal favorite) One Step Forward, Kiki and I abandoned the books, and decided to...




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