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The Bird's Bids: Neopia Central's Cuisine

I have found myself abruptly aware of the ghastly state of Neopia’s culture. My name is Urbanum. I am a stately and cultured Blue Lenny living in central Neopia. Upon several recent additions to the family, I have found that the current state of the general population’s taste is abysmal. The things these pets will consume! Ridiculous, I tell you- dung and omelettes and jellies galore.

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A Guide to the Rubbish Dump, from a dedicated dumper
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Twelve Things To Make You Sing
"With the recent onset of some nicer weather, and with the Altador Cup on the horizon, I've decided that I need to focus on picking myself up."

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Spot the Difference Edition #13
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by not_sporty

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Dinner with the Scarlets: Matt’s Guide to Jokes
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by june_scarlet

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