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Taking Over Neopia

The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...

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The Sorceress's Choice
Xandra landed face first into a flower bed.

"Ow..." she mumbled...

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Book Learning
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A Special Sloth Day
Get ready, Neopians, as it is everyone's favorite holiday. The 14th day of Sleeping marks the annual entertaining and widely-celebrated day known as Sloth Appreciation Day. This day is dedicated to the one, the only, Dr. Sloth himself!

by babygirl122187

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Rules to Remember When Taking Over Neopia
In honor of Sloth Appreciation Day, I've compiled some advice for those wishing to rule Neopia.

by mystie06

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Negg Sandwich - Hidden Tower
Yay for sparkles!

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Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Habitarium
Plotting?

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