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Issue: 235 | 14th day of Eating, Y8

Comics

	Another Reason To Stay Quiet Everybody smile! by bulbabean
	Neopian Neophyte sigh by leedom111
	Legends of Neopia Kanrik can steal anything. Seriously. Anything. by iriswind
	Starry Stuff Whee! Sandcastles! by marilltachiquin
	Off Track Don't take it too hard. by klipsan
	The Cost of Being Grey Why is everything so grey over there? by peri0neo
	Fruity Adventures! Have you ever wondered if Royal Lupes are vegetarians or not?!?!? Art by cosmicfire918 by barhoom80
	Interviews for the Next Icecream Factory Star I like ice cream. by _cheeryblossom_
	The Grand Adventures of Kirsya and Durnya How DID that get there? by bluey_doodles
	And the Meepits Outgrabe I look like a cupcake. by kittylin
	Bling: Logic + Meepits = Bad I shall prove it's round! Also by pinkandprecious by rapidrat
	Psychotic Malfunction: Jhudora's Quest Hey, can I get some midnight eyeshadow? Also by dog_school by rapidkeyhitter
	A Frosty Problem Snow pets have the strangest problems. Also by christiepo by nightfrost75
	Melty: Popcorn Could I have some popcorn? by alexa_is_the_best_10
	ER Dilemma: Attached Attack Oh no, not... Art by fetedieu by seadra_princess
	This is Why You Can't Find That Constellation Look carefully... by hardlyevolved
	DOUGHNUTFRUIT! Doughnutfruit? What Doughnutfruit? by tektikin
	Random Stuff When the Zafara wants to get painted Apple... by p0king
	Island Babe and Friends: Grey Pets Not the best idea ever... by syas82301
	Been There, Done That! It's a big adventure! Also by mara_s by dittomania
	Spilt Milk: CHEAP! Wush "cheap" mean? by nomitts
	Why All Blumaroos Should Own Mirrors I'm not sure which I should feel more sorry for... by liquiddragonn
	Unsoopervised Didn't I just buy some? by jotdown
	Ludicrously Odd Simple Solutions by nyteviper
	Dangerously Insane So go away. by leah_51293
	Lab Ray Confusion Oh the confusion the lab ray can cause. by z_lorea
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore When stomachs are bigger than eyes. Written by anjie by chivo
	What Happened in Neopia Who invented these things anyway? by vivsub
	The Toy Sword Who said that IT'S SAFE?! by ximerika
	Jimmi & Woogy Oh dear. by javadog
	Se La Vi Read the fine print: Petpets Only! by clydesdale
	Cosmic Weird furniture. by soleilduplomb
	Free Bump - No Joke! This is what you get for trying to beat the system. by nerulean
	Iced: How Ice Pets Came to Be Where am I? Drawn by glowing_banana by drewcr2525
	That's Just Crazy They don't make wheels like they used to... by crazycomics7
	The Gallion Ranch IT'S A TRAP!! Also by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Over Exposure Blumaroos don't like it when you spill their secrets... by apollyonsshadow
	Flapdoodle What is the sound of a legless Petpet tap dancing? by obviousfakename

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Neggs: Not Always Nice?

Nobody knows because they have never really watched their pets admiring themselves in the mirror after eating a deceptively gorgeous Glamour Negg, or when they’re groaning on the marble floor after eating their painfully dangerous Spiked Negg without chewing – until now. With the help of my... um... volunteer *cough* Lambene, I set out...

Other Stories

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Balthazar's Beginning
Spyder webs clung to the trees, catching in Balthazar's fur as he ran. A huge clap of thunder sounded from the storm clouds. The young Lupe darted behind a large boulder, whimpering in fear...

Also written by neox52492

by dan4884

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The Jewel of the Forgotten
"The one who touches the Jewel of the Forgotten..."

by petfriendamy

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Negg Effects - the Evil of It All!!!
With the help of my… um… volunteer *cough* Lambene, I set out to prove to the world that Neggs have an evil mind, bent on world domination! *evil laugh*

by gloopicalis

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A Trophy Collector's Version of Plushie Tycoon
Many people want the Plushie Tycoon trophy but think it’s too hard to play and make a profit. My guide gives you step by step instructions...

by anna_arnold

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Graduation for Seamstress Cybunny: Part Four
Before she attacked, I fired my Mega Carrot Blaster, forgetting that there weren't any carrots left...

by anime_cybunny

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A Confusing Conglomeration: Part Three
"Who is this?" demanded the old queen in a raspy voice. "Come closer, I can't see a thing at that distance, and tell me what's going on..."

by appaloosa500

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