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His Job... is Beach?

There must have been some magic in that tiki hut they found... Collab with noileh

by kuroneko_kitty
She Shells

Collab with nyala

by chrisy_chan
Soakin' It up On The Beach

Leave only footprints and take only photos

by sbectacular
Not So Shore About It

House hunting is hard Collab with mumford245

by bubble_gum_girl182
"Shell Shocked!"

For shore... Collab with emcee_kwy

by kimpossibleluvr
Beach Day Gone Wrong

Wrong place, wrong time... Collab with zirma and brandon000000119

by lifmunk
Marooned Mirage

Any ideas? Collab with royalpain33 and angelbrat916

by id_24
All Bodies are Beach Bodies

Don't forget your water! Collab with dihybrid

by betti666
Dinner with the Scarlets: Kiko Lake Beach

Canoeing at Kiko Lake is a great beach time too!

by june_scarlet
The Adventures of Garin and Jacques How We First Met

Great minds think alike... Collab with geneames1

by firefoxtails
Apocalyptic Beach

Not what it seems. Collab with bebsabe and alejandrovepe

by titilona
A-void the Beach

Maybe skip the beach today... Collab with heart_stealer292 and acherub

by kailey_kitty1995
Vacaciones Malvadas (Comic in Spanish)

No days off to be bad. Comic in Spanish. Collab with toshiroo and a_1994

by romina_r
Divergent Interests

The beach calls to us all

by zurgnoff
A Beach Getaway

The real reason behind the hiatus. Collab with a_panda_bear and hannahrose__

by flames_unleashed
Cosmic Pets - Beach Time!

Fun in the Artificial Sun!

by batty4spuds
A Dazzling Day at the Beach

Collect them all! Collab with unfreeze_xlinger2 and gali184

by lesliiiiex
Sand Guardian Garin

Kelpbeard quivers before him! (parody of the sand guardian meme)

by winner19955
Mipsy's Travel Memoirs of Exotic Beaches - Chapter 1

Practice makes perfect...

by xxmsgxx
Spot the Difference Beach Edition

Can you find the 10 differences? Collab with kamoriha and sandralala

by not_sporty
 
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A Vendor’s Guide to Beachside Sales, Sand, & Survival



The following guide was recorded by an Island Vandagyre, Cora Lowena, a Licensed Beach Vendor on Mystery Island. For aspiring vendors for the upcoming summer season. During the summer months on Mystery Island, tourist activity increases significantly. From the long lines at Tombola to the questionable concoctions created at the Cooking Pot, there are many attractions that Neopians indulge in. I am here to remind you that even though they are here to “relax,” commerce does not stop. Following this guide will ensure you are well prepared for the influx of tourists looking to spend their Neopoints on interesting and one-of-a-kind wares—items only you can provide. On Setting Up a Proper Stall A successful day of sales—and an unsuccessful one—often boils down to location. Placement on the beach matters. With daily setup, you will quickly learn which areas of the beach work best for both you and your customers. However, there are some general notes I would adhere to: - While setting up close to the water sounds like a great idea to catch Neopians having fun, a rogue wave (or an overconfident Jetsam) will surely strike during the day, which will result in loss of inventory and possibly the Neopoints you made. - Setting up further inland might protect you from pesky sand particles and Neopians dripping water onto your product, but it doesn’t protect you from...



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Riches & Reality on Krawk Island
In the paradise of Krawk Island, with ocean breezes, gentle waves lapping at the beach, and a clear blue sky, a bored Pirate Krawk idly flicked bronze Dubloons into a tin cup with despair.

by drziggs

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Lost Possibilities
Lisha surreptitiously wiped the drops from her glasses as the spell faded away. She hoped, once, that just as she emerged from the future, others would...

by likelife96

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A Castle Planner's Guide to Sand Castles
You have joined me on the shores of Meridell for a quick lesson in castle architecture, taught by yours truly, the Castle Planner for Meridell Castle, Gaius Gallius!

by ferretboy85

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Mystery Island: A tourist’s guide
Hello fellow Neopians, it’s that time of year again, we’re heading closer to summer and I can already smell those Iced Coconut Coffees!

by emiliexromance

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Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror
All things considered, that accursed mirror could have done much worse than a Biyako...

by sporty2443

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A Hero's Journey: Mystery Island's Mystery Monster
The Blue Acara practically skipped from the porch of White Shores Inn and onto the pristine sands of Omara Beach, leaving her three friends, two large beach umbrellas, a few thick towels and blankets, and a whole basket of food in the dust.

by precious_katuch14



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