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	Insert 550 Words Here A special fill-in-the-blank article to commemorate the very special 550th issue of the Neopian Times. by mystie06
	Customize for 550! Do you love the Neopian Times? Do you love to customize? If so, then this guide is for you! by rikarie
	Letter from Petpet Consultants, Inc. Our firm followed last year's celebrations closely and we were, like many of your guests, disappointed by the low Weewoo turnout. Weewoos can be difficult to attract at the best of times... Also by _razcalz_ by larkspurlane
	An Interview with Eliv Thade Eliv Thade has gotten a bad reputation as of recently, between the ghost stories and cryptic anagrams, but now this ghastly Kacheek is here to set the record straight. by impellent
	Recommended Strategies for the NEXT Milestone Issue! Regardless of why you're reading this, maybe some of you might one day like to be among the published writers, able to reap whatever incentive or benefit that you seek. Today, I will reveal some thus far "secret" writing tips that will equip you for the 600th Issue. by tealnova_dragon
	The Voice of Neopia: 550th Issue with Jazan and Hanso Who appreciates the 550th issue more than our two favorite editorial closers? by cardsperson_ii
	A Koi Sues Kelp; Protests Run Rampant The waiter simply laughed and said that the type of fish was part of the secret ingredient... by lalafa2
	All You Need To Know About Neggsweeper The rules of Neggsweeper are actually fairly simple. by moocowalex
	In Celebration: Ten Items Representative of Neopia Neopians are famously nostalgic. However, I've made an effort to showcase items that are of universal importance to the vast majority of our diverse host of Neopians... by nephtyhz
	Six Types of Traders You'll Meet in the Trading Post I know we look strange – I'm an apple Chia and my brother, Poke, is an aubergine Chia , but it was just an unfortunate incident involving some wonderfully tempting Chia pops... by becciness
	Falling in Love I once created a pet with the intention of trading her. by teaspill

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"The Veritable Connoisseur" by dragonstorm_75
I am very proud of you. I also know that you need only fifty more foods in order to get first place in the club, so I decided to send you something that could shorten your list down to forty-nine. I was on my way to Meridell Castle to discuss some tax issues with King Skarl himself when I spotted this little blue orb on the side of the dirt road. I stopped my mount and soon learned that it has a rarity of 95, so it satisfies the regulations of the Gourmet Club. Enjoy, I hope you win soon...

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