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 | A Very Slothy Dinner PartyDr. Frank Sloth is widely considered a terrifying individual by most in Neopia. Collab with venturecaptalist
by halondrus |  | Perfect Pairings: A Neo-Barista's GuideWhether your Pet needs a morning kick-starter, an afternoon pick-me-up, or some extra pizazz to get through beating their high-score at Nova Defender, it's a no-brainer to swing by Neopian Fresh Foods for a coffee.
by thedaydreamfaerie |  | Creative Contest Guide for 2026Do you consider yourself to be a creative person? If so, there are several creative contests in Neopia for you to enter.
by _brainchild_ |  | Having Fun at the BattledomeThe Battledome is a place where the strongest Neopians battle with powerful items in order to defeat their opponent. Collab with heart_stealer292 and acherub
by kailey_kitty1995 |  | Neopian Dads I Would Have a Backyard BBQ WithTo all the dads, grandpas, father figures, stepdads, pet dads, uncles, Dad-to-Be’s, and Neopet dads, we thank you for everything you do. Collab with togepwi & qlobal
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Headlines "A Game to Remember" by coffee__bean It was pitch dark out. Not a sound could be heard, except for the rushed thumping coming from a Nightsteed. King Jazan pulled the reins on his beloved companion lightly. The two of them proceeded onward into the desert's sandy dunes. He hoped to reach his destination before sunrise; more than anything, he didn’t want to be spotted. *** A week ago, while Jazan was on an outing with Nabile. He stopped by the marketplace to grab two bottles of water and a small meal for the Queen and him. Upon opening the tethered canvas of the tent, he first lay eyes on Tehuti. She resembled a younger Amira in a way which haunted him. “I wasn’t expecting to see a King.” Tehuti giggled, batting her eyelashes. King Jazan cleared his throat and raised his eyebrows quizzically. He felt dumb founded gazing upon Tehuti. The fresh scent of Chamomile and Peppermint ensnared his nostrils. “It smells otherworldly in here,” Jazan remarked, looking around the caravan. Queen Nabile was only a few feet away, tending to their...
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Neopia’s Runway: Fyora’s Fashions Tinkly intro music begins to play, although the screen remains black. The narrator’s voice begins, although they are still off-screen and unknown to the viewer...Collab with surging & dancerchickemily
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Jhudora's Methods It was something of a cliche for a dark faerie to be involved in an exorcism, and yet here Jhudora was, heading towards one.
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