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5 Items in Celebration of the 105(0)th NT Issue

As the month of Sleeping slowly passes us by and we reach the cusp of the month of Awakening, another special edition of the Neopian Times is here for all of Neopia to celebrate!

by lynnrules118108
So, You’re Going to Adopt a Weewoo?

Collab with surging & moomy_x

by halondrus
A Guide to Picking the Perfect Quill

*caw* *caw* *cluck* *squawk* Whoops! *clears throat* Apologies for that. For a second, I was accidentally speaking in Weewoo. Collab with shenkuun

by tylerhuyser
Why Creativity is the Heart of Neopia

The older I get, the less time I have to make art. Yet, when I log into Neopets every day, creativity is still the heart of everything I do.

by ultimatekai123
Top 10 Favourite Neopian Pastimes

As a fellow Neopian, I did not think that when I was 7 years old that I’d be logging in twenty-plus years later to find myself side by side amongst old and new friends. Collab with perfect

by kisses
The Wonderfully Wacky Weewoo Quiz!

It's once again that time of year when the Weewoos, as the resident mascot for the Neopian Times, come out in droves to sing their song for another special milestone issue!

by magyk4
Weewoo Watching: A Guide to the 10 Rarest Weewoos

If you’ve been playing Neopets for as long as I have, you’ve most likely already made it past your quarter-life crisis and moved on to less traumatic hobbies. Collab with goosesticks & cibola

by notooryous
The White Weewoo's 10 Tips for Emerging Writers

To say that The White Weewoo is an expert on all things related to The Neopian Times would be an understatement.

by prettyobscure
 
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"A Weewoo Rivalry" by dennykins
”Alright, everyone, gather ‘round!” Athena called out to the mail room. “Edition 1050 is coming up. It’ll be our biggest delivery day of the year by far, so treat today’s issue as a practice run. As your head of delivery logistics, I’ll be watching closely to see who’s up to this massive task. Is that understood?” “Yes, boss!” replied the chorus of assembled White Weewoos, with enthusiasm. Satisfied, Athena the Zafara returned to her office and closed the door, leaving the petpets to prepare for delivery. Max stood at his locker, tucked away to the side of the mail room. He put on his postal uniform and slung his delivery bag over his head and under his flightless wings. Would today be the day? He envisioned pinning the coveted Team Leader badge on himself, beaming with pride. His vision dissipated, however, when he saw the shiny gold brooch reflecting at him from Henry’s uniform instead of his own. “All good, Max? Ready to go?” Henry asked. “As ever!” Max replied with a salute, his feigned enthusiasm masking his disappointment. Each delivery of the Neopian Times had a Team Leader Weewoo. This was the Weewoo with the best delivery stats, the fastest and most accurate, who oversaw each of the other Weewoos. Theoretically, the Team Leader could change with every delivery... .




Other Stories


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Case #1050: The Missing Manuscript
The Neopian Times office was bustling with excitement. The 1050th issue of the beloved newspaper was just days away, and the editor-in-chief, the famously taut Penny Pages, had expected it to be their best yet. Collab with qlobal & bunchanumbas

by funny_haha_funny

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A Weewoo Rivalry
"Alright, everyone, gather ‘round!” Athena called out to the mail room. “Edition 1050 is coming up. It’ll be our biggest delivery day of the year by far, so treat today’s issue as a practice run. As your head of delivery logistics, I’ll be watching closely to see who’s up to this massive task. Is that understood?”

by dennykins

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The Heist at the Chocolate Factory.
The forests of Meridell lay wrapped in heavy fog while every tree around was fading into pale shadows. As Thoren slowed down at last...Collab with rascle90 & kikepv

by sebaspet717

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The Dream Quest: Eternity
Dmria folded her arms and surveyed the two Neopians before her: Solanza, her beloved sister, looking tired yet triumphant, and the single most haggard and filthy creature she had ever laid eyes on.

by ellienib

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Break Time
Neopia destruction can take a break! Collab with clikinmouse

by fivemilliononly

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A Job Well Done
Collab with victoria123ye & itsawonderfulworld

by togepwi



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