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The Pile of Soot: The Guide to Neopia's Lab Petpet
Let's start with the number 1 rule:

DO NOT SNEEZE.

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Gettin' To the Good Stuff
You find no Buried Treasure, you already have that Geraptiku toy, Coltzan's shrine makes your hands glow blue, the fruit machine isn't a winning spin...

by streamergurl

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Teknolojee
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Painting Your Pet
Normally, pets are ecstatic when they're painted...

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