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Issue: 256 | 8th day of Gathering, Y8 |
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Headlines "A Light in the Darkness" by dubble_trubble "Here we are! You're going to love it here! I'll let you do anything you want. I promise." Blair rambled on and on, oblivious to the Eyrie's surly and cynical mood as he stalked by her side. "Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless airhead ever to walk Neopia..."
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We Got a Neomail! "We got a neomail!" I chanted, reentering our house. Neomail
was scarce at our happy little home, 239242 Market Street, and so when we actually
did get any mail, all five of us gathered around for a letter opening ceremony...
by sweetie_me274 |
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The Guide to Getting Rid of Pesky Owners I'm sure all you poor little weak pets are all
eager to have revenge on your owners for not feeding you enough, or letting
you get sick, or simply - as in my case - not allowing world domination before
bed time. Well, no fear, my guide is the answer.
by abhobbs |
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