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Detective Alisha: Sparky is Missing! 5

Welcome to my bazaar of wondrous items!

by roxanna203
Trouble in Paradise: Toys

TNT tested. User approved.

by chasing_stars44
Lame Pun: Altador Cup - Part 1

Let's Get Ready

by blackaavar
Too Soft

Grarrl's aren't meant to be soft.

by table
A Special Gift

She did appoint him Master Thief, after all.

Also by priscent

by msjanny

Team Up

Excitement about the Altador cup is building in Neopia. Zayn is getting tired of it.

by verdantmanner
Fabled.

A royal rescue gone awry.

by dylan_the_ninja
Boot Luck

ARGH! Not again!

by fourin
Keep Calm and Kyrii on: For Butter or Worse

But hey, it's gourmet!

by ahnyo
A Fanatic's Worse Nightmare

But I must Make Some Noise!

by greyorangegrey
Feed Me!

Feed Florg!

Idea by megamak

by leites

If Wishes Were Fishes

Reel in your line and...

by panril
The Knight Shift

You're not punny Verrese.

by shakespeareghurl
Kiko Feet!

I have feet?

Idea by Fanlia!

by kaddisti

Cause, That's Why.

"I know who you are..."

by chilleanbean
(IN)SANE- Altador Cup

Goooo Darigan!

by rocksockgirl95
When You Have Played Too Much Yooyuball

How many Jelly Chia's are you seeing?

by vesus10
Slushie Slingers

Be courteous or bring a towel!

by l_like_animals
 
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"Therapy Session" by vanquishee
Every single inch of the beige wall was covered with bookcases almost as tall as the ceiling. Within each bookcase were five shelves, with books jammed in every nook and cranny. Not only that, but books upon books are stacked up across the parquet floor, used as paperweights, or even used as a makeshift window stand to allow the cool summer breeze into the (claustrophobic) room.




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A Very Maraquan Christmas
There were two things that this had never applied to and probably never would: Yooyuball, and the Day of Giving.

by rookerooke10

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Friday: Therapy Session
His Client was sprawled atop a red lounge chair while he regarded his therapist’s counselling office. He was reviewing the events that led up to his current predicament. Shrugging his shoulders, he revealed, “I’m unattached again.”

by vanquishee

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The Top Ten Emotions of Altador Cup All-Star Hopeful
The combination of a shiny trophy and the rank “All-Star” emblazoned on one’s user lookup, permanently displaying a player’s dedication and skill, is enough to convince many Neopians that they will make it to All-Star during these AC X games.

by josefine378

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Altador Cup: The True Underogs
The Cup wouldn’t be the same without them. Today we recognize their struggles.

by 20003425

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The Beginning of the Shadow: Part Two
The Shadow Bandit stood silently on the roof. She looked through the window, at the Shadow Shoyru. She hadn’t tried to control any of her actions. But she would still be here. For her.

by sha2196

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The Adventures of Trina: The Two Islands: Part Six
“I take it that these are for our trip?” she asked.

by ummagine3284



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