Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 336 | 28th day of Running, Y10

Comics

	The Class of '08 Part Two 8 characters. 1 winner... by _dead_meat_x_
	Say What? Why some Neopians don't make good teachers... by fairynotes
	Faerieland Omelette Drawing a comic? by seahorsepond
	Islandlubbers Who are you, the grammar police? by cyaneus
	Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.1 Mmm... soup... by lawrence_189
	TheOneThatGoesWoof gets a job ...but for how long? by pippylouise
	Appearance Issues How can I show my face in the Battledome like this? by kalvaja
	Medical Tree: Cure 1 Do you know how much those cost? Pets these days... by leetmango
	Gleba's Adventures! This time... with an unhappy Kiko! by happyhaz
	Neopups Can you sign your name in the dark? by coshi_dragonite
	Something Has Happened! A mad HUNGRY pirate captain.. by redish_green
	Smycks' Tales #8 Yooyuball problems by helmfinland
	Koteex's Life - Traitor Reading comics can have consequences. :D by cevierakasky
	Uncommon Situations It is not easy to be a newbie. Art by ximera by palis_5
	Lemonade? I'll pass. by kevinlin1216
	Shopkeepers at War And this is why the Health Food Store isn't placed next to the Pharmacy... by lolly_happy
	Ghostly Hiding Place Not the most well-thought out plan a Cybunny's ever had. by serebii251
	Petpet Perils - First Impressions Oh the many fun things you can do with petpets... by fireplayer25
	Brynnfyre Gone Fishing by _moonsfire_
	Wicked Wocky Wobble Whoaa... WHoooaaaa!... WHooOOooAAaa!!! by sweeteepiiiie
	Bloopers Are you thinking what I'm thinking? by doglvr888
	Aerodynamic? Observe. by mycatdog
	Neoschool Troubles Now that Neoschools are finally open... you have to feel a bit sorry for the Teachers. by tootsiekitty_
	Budget I didn't like the idea of going to schoool... by ssjelitegirl
	NeoSteps It's tough being a neopet. by afevis
	Terror of the Neoschools Neoschools are finally open! by twocents
	First Day Jitters! Argghhh!?! Whose carrot is that?!?! by xiceangelzx
	One Fish, Two Fish What classes should I sign up for? by fish_puddle
	Unadventurous Adventures: Neoschool Begins Teacher's Pet Script by water_park1993 by nativsis
	Amikarashui #9 NeoSchool Nonsense by bluecloud300
	Sweet as a Rotten Apple We never saw that Kiko student again... by fruitcupandspoons
	Random Something: Neoschool is here! So much homework... by silvermare200
	Blibby the Blibble HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!! by summerchristmas838
	Mr. Meepit goes to Neoschool There's a reason meepits aren't allowed in Neoschool... by doody_duty
	A Neopian History Lesson: Lupes and Chias Out shopping. Written by jrtluver1994 by doggybells
	NeoSchool Tip #114 Tips for school supplies... by shaddykins
	Just Click to Read This is why Mr. Lupid is always splattered in paint... by buzzbuzz_g27
	April Fool's! Ha Ha~! by lil_myle
	Spooky Psst! by ghostkomorichu
	Notions and Nonsense Neoschool Acid Test, be sure to take notes! Script by patjade by tamia_silverwing

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"Who I Am, Who I Will Be" by sarahleeadvent
I never wanted Neoschool to open for real. It was fun to read about, when it was all a dream; but there's so much of a difference between watching the people in a storybook walk through the front doors and stepping up to them yourself, seeing them loom up above you as if they're going to swallow you whole and never let you find your way out again. I know not all of the other kids felt this way...

Other Stories

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A Way for the Willing
She had already solved the first problem in her mind, but she hesitated before she put it down on the paper. What if... what if she got a C too? Would that solve things?

by rainbow_mist_wave

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Who I Am, Who I Will Be
I like being Lexi the kid, at least when I'm not in Neoschool, but I don't think you're allowed to be a kid when you grow up...

by sarahleeadvent

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How Do YOU Feel About Crying Neopets?
Do they make you cry yourself? Do you get angry or upset whenever you see them in a foul mood, growling back at you? Or do you feel noncommittal, since they're only made of pixels?

by indulgences

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Getting Around the "No Petpets Allowed" Rule
There are some things that Neoschool is not a place for. The Darkest Faerie. Sloth. Chewing gum. And, surprisingly enough: petpets.

by ilovetoread_247

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Wicked in the Woods: Part Three
As the Werelupe guard lumbered over to where Garith and Wrey lay hidden in the bushes, a feeling of dread washed over them...

by scarletspindle

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Chronicles of the Shadow Princess I - Truth and Lies: Part Three
Dawn entered her father's room. The door closed silently behind her and she looked across the room at King Frederic...

by nagara_and_samarae

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