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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part One

And then, a number of weeks ago- Vex was no longer certain how long it had been- Lord Darigan had also disappeared...

Art by sarahleeadvent

by sarahleeadvent

Afternoon Tea: Part One

"I got a promotion at work," she said, blowing on her tea. "I'm now the Assistant Finance Manager..."

by reggieman721
The Mirror of Memories: Part One

There were tons of people crowding the house, and I immediately ran upstairs to try and find some of my friends who I knew would be there. Some people stared at my slippers as I climbed the huge staircase...

by sytra
 
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The Ten Worst Jobs



You most likely think nothing of them; you might not even give them a second glance... but if YOU were stuck with their jobs, you might at least spare a pity smile. Listed here are the ten worst EVER jobs that any Neopian could possibly think of. It just might get you to think twice about how dedicated they really are to improving the site for everyone. Or maybe they just lost a bet...



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Operation Usuki Outta Here
My three little sisters are baby Usul triplets, and, because of their "cute looks," my owner, Katrina, spoils them with anything they want. And the only thing they want, are, yup, Usukis...

by 24meepit13

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The Development of Petpet Cannonball
All of the petpets cowered in fear, hearing the stampede of wooden peg legs and thick boots from above. The young ones in the small pit huddled as close as possible to the veterans...

by ladysnowfairy

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Top 10 Worst Neopian Jobs
We see them every day. Those poor, tortured Neopian souls with the absolute WORST jobs ever.

by x_boomerang_energy_x

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Neopian Guide to Spacecraft
After spending some time studying (joyriding *cough*) the various spacecraft used by Kreludor and Neopia alike, I've compiled this list of ships for use by a skilled pilot...

by sparkie399

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Grasping At Shadows: Why Short Hair?
Inspired by true events! 8D

by mindsend

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The Hasees Help Each Other
Oops... ^^'

by optimystique



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