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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 16

*takes a huge drink* What was that, by the way?

by twillieblossom
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 11

Cavus! I demand an explanation!

by june_scarlet
Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 2

You've got to be kidding.

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 6

So, what's with the Hall of Heroes?

by blackaavar
If You Say So

You didn't say "so"

Also by Patjade

by izzywizard

NeoPaper: History Lesson

So many things that must be explained to a young Neopet...

by mbredboy31
Darkest Corner

LUNA!

by dark_elfa
Another Year To Wait

You can take off your costume now.

Also by superchik137yut

by o_babypet4me_o

Which Holiday?

Oh yeah, that was it.

by linework
Hannah's Birthday

Kanrik is exhausted from planning Hannah's birthday party.

by taynacious
Web Developer

It's what he was born to do.

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

The Hungry Skeith Strolling

... Hide your food

by janderson_lee
First Kadoatie Feed

Off to play games I go...

by flustre
Inside My Kyrii's Mind

I'm hungry.

by rickrelics
 
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The 10 Most Relaxing Games in Neopia



These days it seems that the Games Room is more of a source of frustration than anything else. We’ve all been there - working tirelessly to bring a score up just that little bit more in order to finally earn that Chia Bomber avatar or to finally upgrade that trophy from silver to gold, all the while muttering under our breath about how much we loathe this game. But games are supposed to be fun…right? So in the spirit of fun – take a break from the headache that is Meerca Chase and try out these games that are less of a brawl in the Battledome and more of a lazy day at a beach, full of pure relaxation.



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A Pirate No Longer
At the table, there was an unfamiliar xweetok. The xweetok’s forehead was flat against the table, so all Due could see was an adorable grey outfit and shining blonde hair underneath a grey hat. Just as Due was about to gently ask why a stranger was in her kitchen, the xweetok spoke.

by rocksysmom

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The Hunted
I swing my bow over my shoulder and let my breathing subside from nervous to normal. I fan my gloved hand out and stretch my arms. I never miss a shot. So what happened? My Papa, that’s what.

by ladygaladriel213

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Steps to Managing a Dream Goal
While it can be difficult to find the motivation to begin working towards a goal, the journey can be a great way to enjoy new Neopets experiences and provides an opportunity to meet new friends. Here’s a few tips to help you out along the way

by avielend

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The Trilobite's Guide to Restocking and Sniping
Many people wonder: What is the best way to earn Neopoints? The truth is, the most stable and guaranteed way to earn Neopoints is probably the games room. However, the games room is never going to earn you amazing items out of the Hidden Tower. The Neopian Stock Market is another way to earn Neopoints, but it's not always reliable. The best way, in my opinion, to earn Neopoints is to Snipe and to Restock

by triarthrus_eatoni

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The Neovian Misadventure of Will and Biggs: Part Five
“Where did you sit last time?” Will whispered. Biggs slunk through the many round tables to one in the corner. Empty bowls and strewn napkins littered its marred surface. A blue Wocky and a green Ogrin sat on one side quietly slurping their soups. “We can’t sit here!” Will hissed.

by general_grievious__

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Faked Test Scores: Part Two
I knew it was a big campus, but this was much bigger than I predicted. Surely with a campus this big, there were a lot of students that had many different stories. Not to mention the amount of area we had to cover in search of clues.

by chasing_stars44



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