Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 301 | 20th day of Swimming, Y9

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	Meh. I'm So Bored. No, really! I insist that you go first! by springflowers270
	It's Never Too Late to Quit Can I see? by captain_oxley
	Exciting Fishing! Warning: Fishing may be hazardous to your health! by silver_taurus
	Neopia Magnified: Sickness It has its advantages in Tyrannia... by coco_dog_92
	Something Has Happened! Amazing! by techocrazy03
	Define Idiocy Say when. by darkness1300
	Akhmin's Antics #3 - Crazy Golfing! There he is now. Also by cougars8888 by akhmin
	Oxymoronic Changes 2.0 Bored! by yellowflower7
	Change Seats? She asked too many questions... by redish_green
	Tiny But Tough Can I go berry picking? by crazy_kathy
	Double-edged Blade RAAAWRGH! by ssjelitegirl
	dysfunctional. Sloth made a funny. by oo_l3ubbles_oo
	Respect the Elderly Teaching manners through everyone's favourite game, NeoQuest! by ahchoo2000
	Yooyuball 2 Boom! by lacreamosa
	Raining Kougras and Gelerts Aw shucks. Also by pow3rful_destroy3r by x__broken_dreams
	Bad Stress Levels It's not like random is bad, but... by _youani_sesshoumaru
	Shoyrie and Jetsie: Cleaning Blues Then they took it too literally... by mark_yi2
	Zapped! Noooooooo... by bluefrog656
	Omg!! Shiny Object Shiny convinces Wudgie to spin the Wheel of Misfortune... by eatmoresushi
	Neo-Fizz What REALLY happens on Jubble Bubble... by spooky_cookie
	Gothic Tails - Precious Petpets... NEVER paint a petpet you have found in your room...! by sacred_darknezz
	Unknown Title: Warning Whoa... 0_o by pikemaster1
	Evil Feepit #18 Who needs a Neohome...? >.> <.< by fmoura_98
	Slorgarific Adventures: New Neighbours It's time for a change. <>Idea and words by monkeybytes by jellybeanott
	The Uneventful Adventures of FRED & DEMITRI Maybe he is a little over-enthusiastic... nahh. by xtreamerider01
	Blah Blah - Altador Cup Madness Beating the Techo at his own game... goes too far. by highwind20
	Altador Cup - Choosing Teams is Difficult! Yay team! by cevierakasky
	The Power of the Altador Cup Oooh, shiny. by snicklefritz400
	Pick a Side It's your choice, really... by _vinegirl_
	Lost Integrity I guess it's a good thing that you can't switch teams this year... by _demon_master

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I Forget
I forgot this place existed.

by undeadfortune

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Trapped!
'We're locked in," someone wailed, and they all fell to pounding on the door, scratching and screaming, "LET US OUT!!!"

by kione_moondust

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Caring for Those Crazy Pets (You Know You Have One)!
Do you get home from a hard day of playing games to find your precious neopet in your gallery of gourmet foods, munching on your precious, over-expensive delicacies like they're omelettes?

by haahaa113

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Becoming the Top Gun - Your Guide to Meridell
So, you want to be a top gunner in Meridell in the fight against the pirates of the sky? Then Skies Over Meridell is the game for you.

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Ice Cream: Part One
Out of the corner of her eye she caught movement, coming closer, and then it became a cloud Kacheek, who was walking toward the ice cream, reaching toward the ice cream...

by sikki_lo

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A Skunk Story: Part Two
Naninhah was still in my mind. There was the chance that he was going to be abandoned again. No. No. There couldn't be a chance. I wanted to change that "chance" to 0%...

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