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Issue: 287 | 13th day of Eating, Y9

Comics

	Maximus Insanitus I heard that when an owner celebrates his birthday, his pets get lucky... by hehe041578
	Grey Jelly: "The Grey Faerie" I hate the grey cloud -.- Idea by ciubie by tirrya
	Perils of the Kadoatery And she thought there were no dangers to being fed all day... by x_seabee_x
	Cacto-WHAT? Kougras have such active imaginations! by aiyakhiori
	A World Of Fools Be cool. by trenla_rayne
	Neopups That Kougra is a snowball addict. by coshi_dragonite
	Proud Painter Be proud to have reached your goal! by shaddykins
	No Comment : Crossover- Soo thirsty.. Zzzzz. Art by ssjelitegirl by tirilia
	Feepit Frenzy #2 Sweet! by fariy287
	Pterrific What's wrong with asking for directions in the Deserted Tomb? by tropical_tweety6
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XI Already she has managed to insinuate herself... by khestrel
	Pet Kicks Club Help! Help! Splash! Ka-Boom! by gelert548
	The Grey Life sigh Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Faerie Hair I wonder why the faeries don't have elemental hair? by ali_oop58
	Hardly Working Where do you go when you leave? by crystalcat10488
	Dandilion Tails: Money Tree Madness Feat - Jhoaquin I sawed it first!!!! Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Life with Jen Good thing about Robot pets... by hiomoni
	The Ka-DOLT-ery Part 2 What's another reason kadoaties no longer ask for draik eggs? Oh my. :O by lissy_chan
	Just Another Day Be careful of those weapons you get from the Snowager... by miacirclegirl
	Late Night Snack Food can be found in unexpected places... by coco_dog_92
	Just Sit Starving --> Satiated --> Very Full --> Bloated. by katopia12
	Woes of a Farmer Anything but that! by explorer_253
	Pint-Sized Who you callin' a petpet, one-eye? by lachtaube
	Friend or Foe? RUN for your virtual lives! by stacy_summers2006
	NQ II: The Mysteries Snorkie, my ghost Kougra, decided that I should use Velm in a comic. He's quite good at being annoying, so... by gabeedragon
	Spooky #50 Looks like someone's gained a couple... dimensions. by ghostkomorichu
	The Petpetpets of Neopia A new Petpetpet? by starlet12
	It's Hard Being A Pear Don't you think life is hard being a pear? by mrbrucettesdad
	Fiesty Freaks Hehehehehehe. by eevilbirdiezuh
	Amikarashui #2 Can you help me? by bluecloud300
	Grey Day What's wrong?! by da_dude_with_shoez
	Little Benny Little Benny's Costume for Halloween... by chibblers
	What He REALLY Means! The Monocerous roars! Concept by swedish by pyrorockchik
	Snack Time! Um... by azn_shorty
	In Honor of Grey Day Happy Grey Day!!! by scarvogue
	HAPPY Grey Day?! What's so happy about GREY Day? by glass__heart

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(Un)Happy Grey Day

Many a Neopian has stared out of a window out onto a gloomy, rainy day and drawn an unhappy sigh. Precious few have not felt inner longing whilst staring at a beautifully melancholy Grey Paint Brush. Only the clueless haven't read the Neopedia article about the Grey Faerie who begins her quest to find her new name. What is the perfect occasion to celebrate all of this? Grey Day, of course! The 14th of this month...

Other Stories

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The Missing Skateboard
Ever since my family got me my first skateboard, they could never drag me away from it...

by grundos_rock_84

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A Cold, Grey Rain
One day, Maeli had woken up in the warm desert, expecting to see her mother before her, handing her daughter a chilled tchea fruit, but she was alone in the ornate bedroom...

by maxalt

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Climb Ev'ry Mountain
The trick to this new game is knowing how to aim your grappling hook at the rock ledges as they fly past you on your way up the mountain. Just because you place your pointer on a ledge doesn't always mean you're actually aiming there...

by deuceloosely4711

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How to Survive the Help Chat
Get yourself a hot cup of borovan. It'll help you survive the madness.

by baby_beagle1991

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Outsider Within: Web of Deceit - Part One
D.A. briefly narrowed her cool blue eyes at Vosh for giving the Scorchio fuel to his fire. Still addressing Vosh, she said, "These are the Chambers of Darigan; we are responsible for the safety of all living on the Citadel..."

by tashni

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Traitors And Warriors: Part Three
The battle faerie was the very image of power and superiority. Her face was hardened by her proud, disdainful gaze. She eyed me from head to toe, before unfolding her arms and sucking in her cheeks again. "You're not afraid of me, are you?"

by humgruffin

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