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Issue: 175 | 28th day of Sleeping, Y7

Comics

	Amy's Troup "A Very Convincing Aisha" by ambika456
	Rock Pool Rascals Pirate's Parley Story by fallingflowers by leptonychotes
	The Curse... Do Neopets really like being made out of snow? I don't think so. by springsteen0991
	A Taste of His Own Medicine Hehe... take that! by kushbi
	Only for the Hardcore: Slorg Avatar Ready...Set... GO! Idea by Gkskis Inked and Colored by Aizar by keldor31415926535
	Hungry Zaffy The best food in the entire world of Neopia... ASPARAGUS! by akemiakiko
	Anagrams vs. Crosswords Bandaged hands aren't good for anybody... by petitewyvern
	Mint Chocolate Moehog What is a pupil? by kaboble2462
	Negg Juice Cool! What does it do? by blackacid
	Trophy Troubles Monsters are attacking! by precious_katuch14
	Random Life A future artist! by nolwe
	NeoComp C.S joins the paparazzi... by chibikatza
	Meuka Madness Mmm... pizza... by skypupgoddess
	I Thought You Were the Normal One! Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful... by kuroneka_sama
	The Morals of Pickled Olives Don't get too excited... Idea by guesswho976 by shadih_temporary
	Major Malfunction #16 Woo! Woo! by moonxtal
	Petpet Neoschool What would Petpet school be like? by springsteen0991
	Battledome: Wall of Shame Come on, I was scared... by timon567
	Adventures of Hannah and Armin Hey! That tickles! by spuddie_hang
	Pretty Flowers! AchoOOo! by dark_elfa
	Roy and Dramonti Maybe you should be happy for your friends... by dralora
	The Neochaos OW!!!!! by leana_24
	Beyond Strange Why you should never take lollypops from people who look like Sloth in disguise... by bugeyedthing
	Life with Sparkalar I'm just gonna LOVE living here... T_T; by nestly2552chi
	The Chronicles of Rohane: When Rohane Met Mipsy You had me at "Direct Damage" by ledsrevenge2
	Something Has Happened "Worst Day Ever" Drawn by ghostkomorichu by tdyans
	Oh Gosh. Mmm. Hot dog. by matrices
	Opposable Thumbs It tastes like snot! by meiastar
	Virtu Agents "Worst Waiting Room Ever" by agentsaepenon
	The Chaos Control "Newb Logic" by twilight_sketch
	As Much as a Bori Can Take If you like rare food AND soup, you can't lose! by kudou
	Faerie Woes Woe #4: Supply and Demand by roller_coaster26
	Floofeh IT'S THE JUPEDEVIL. Yay. by jupeboxgal
	Something Inconceivable #1 I think this paintbrush is a dud. by mournfulsoul
	Air Heads Faeries rejected in the Neopets Team staff meeting. by rachelfiremistress
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Monotony Boredom gone wrong... by neo_tomi

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"Coming Clean" by griffiane
"Come on Alyai! It'll be fun; we won't stay too long. We'll just race there and then go straight home. Griff will never know."

Other Stories

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Autobiography of a Balloon
I look just like any of the other balloons in the shop, but perhaps by some strange Faerie magic which even I am unaware of, I am unlike them. For I have a mind of my own.

by scarletrhapsody

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The Clandestine Daughter
"I've put plenty of food and fresh water in there, enough to last you months at least. As soon as I conquer Meridell I'll come and get you, alright?" Iska remained outside, arms crossed in front of her chest.

by battlesunn

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Explore -- Terror Mountain
One of the best things about Terror Mountain is that it's like a three-for-one bargain deal. When you click on the link from the "explore" page, you not only get Terror Mountain, but you also get the Ice Caves and Happy Valley.

by cyborg8000

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Neopets TCG: What You Won't Find in Booster Packs
SO what else is there? There's plenty of other cards, and I'll tell you why you should or shouldn't use these cards in your deck. The cards I'll be looking at today are the cards you won't find in any booster packs.

by slickninja

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Change of Tune: Part Five
There was a drawing of my face, unmasked and real. It was printed right under the words WANTED.

by twirlsncurls5

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The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part Two
Why, oh why must I always get lumbered with the seemingly impossible cases? I mean, a thief that leaves no tell-tale footprints? Terrific.

by tambourine_chimp

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