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James walked over very calmly. He never got excited or agitated, always as calm as could be. He didn't even attempt to help me up, just stood there, glancing down at me. As I struggled to get up, he looked me straight in the eyes, and asked, "What have you got to say for yourself." Simple. Calm. Just like that. It hardly seemed to be a question, more like a...

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