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"Crooked Glasses" by ayame_23
He would often console himself with the thought, "At least my ears aren't crooked." Privately, Avram continued to find small satisfaction in this as they grew older and Nick continued to wear glasses that sat lopsided on his face, because Avram's own cowlick had never gone away either. Today, however, Nick's precariously angled glasses were not the center of his focus...
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