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The Dragon Flower: Part One

"Amina, do you remember the way to the forest from here?" the Lutari asked the blue Xweetok.

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I've Never Felt Better: Part One

Lord Tamerson absolutely hated visitors.

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How to Prepare For Apocalypse



There are infinite ways in which the final and inevitable destruction of Neopia may come to pass. In this article I intend to prepare you for four such possible scenarios. Future installments in order to safeguard you against the many possible sources of doom may follow, unless by then I am relocated from the Shenkuu Observatory to the Neopian Hospital for the Slightly Strange...



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A Place of Rest
Slowly, ever so slowly, the stone wakes. As it does so restlessness seizes it and it trembles...

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The Phantom Stylists
An epic tale about survival, crazy hair-dos, and 4 neopets and their owner.

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The Impending Apocalypse, How to Prepare Yourself
Neopia is a world constantly on the brink of destruction. And that is why you need this information.

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An Interview with Punchbag Bob
Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

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HOOPLA: Neopia
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