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The Darkest One - Book 1: Bringer of Night - Part One

It wasn’t always like this. I wasn’t always a servant to darkness. I was once a hero in my time...

by amwolford
Family Secrets: Part One

"How's your mother?" I asked politely as I poured him a small glass of the shimmering elixir. Although I hadn't spoken to her in nearly five years, she was, after all, my sister...

by dan4884
The Frozen Skeith - A Princess Airy Tale: Part One

Airy and Towsier may have bitten off more than they can chew when they offer to help a witch get a rare flower...

by brokensilent
 
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Vegetarian Zombies



After the release of the Zombie Paint Brush, many owners found their beloved pets were staggering around moaning, "Braaaaains." But what about the poor zombies who are vegetarians? This article was written for those owners who want to keep their pets away from the Brain Tree, Mutant Kacheeks, and very intelligent Neopets players. *cough* So read this, and please hurry; I just saw a group of zombies planning a field trip to see the Brain Tree (no need to pack a lunch...)



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The Story of The Usul Suspects
Watching over ten Baby Usuls was going to be difficult, especially for five hours, but if she was getting paid...

by moondog1997

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Switch
Jhudora stared at the smoking shelf with an annoyed look. She huffed loudly. "Even Illusen's job is superior to this!" she exclaimed...

by tigerstripe172

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Sheryaya's Article: Committee and the Players
I've come to Altador to find out about conditions for the upcoming tournament.

by rypsy999

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What Sort of Paintbrush Suits YOU?
Take the following quiz to find out exactly what kind of paintbrush suits YOUR personality!

by 1stlittlepig

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200,000M Peanut Dash
What to do if you are an Elephante without a Puppyblew?

by souliam

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One Fish, Two Fish
Whoa!

by fish_puddle



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