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Unwanted Invitees

Um, how exactly did you get put on the invite list?

by likelife96
Baelia's Burdens #3

Anyone would feel left out in her position.

Also by alexipharmic

by certifiabletrash

Fortune Gone Wrong

Well, at least he's accurate.

Also by basilio42

by iluminescent

Eclectic Antics: Winter

We all have that one friend.

Also by parody_ham

by amarettoball

Life As A Kad: Sleeping

Kads so as Kads want.

by anniversarium
Meteor Crash Site 725-XZ

I'm gonna poke it with a stick.

Also by spooky_pie

by ketchup547

A Thief's Life - Eyebrows

Biyakos. So majestic.

by yoshisislandbandit
Desert Island Doldrums

Also by jellybeanott

by whitefriar

Fair Weather

You can't fit.

by willowraynelake
Yummy

Finally!

by lincolnpark_
Petpet Show Off

Well, that's interesting...

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

Why Kads Pend Forever

Also by murillion

by shadowlugia_92

Count Von Roo's Deadly Hour

It's all starting to make sense.

Also by azusa_k

by brooklyn3223

Random Oddness

No no, she meant the *green* red dress.

by mistyqee
The Art Board

No time to spare here.

by berdor
 
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Overly-Complicated Slushie Shop Analysis



Happy Valley is a happy place, why else would it be called Happy Valley? Jolly residents spread cheer throughout the streets and show that the warmest town in Neopia is indeed found at the frozen base of Terror Mountain. These dandy denizens come from different backgrounds and species, but one thing that they can all agree on is that it is never too cold to have a slushie. The Slushie Shop is considered by many to be the gem of Happy Valley, neopets flock from all over Neopia to sample the frosty goodness of one of the shop’s famous slushies. “But why slushies in a perpetually winter wonderland?” You might ask. Today I am here to find out, I am going to give you an overly-complicated analysis of the Slushie Shop.



Other Stories


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Acquaintances
Brightvale castle is almost always silent, especially once the moon rises. Early to bed and early to rise makes Neopets, uh... something, something, and wise. Roberta's heard her uncle recite that proverb a million times over, but she always forgets how it ends.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Underwater
I'm a water Lutari who's lived her entire life in a network of caves deep under the ocean. I've never seen the sky, or the sun, or other people—except for my mum, but that one is a given for most kids, isn't it? I sleep in a bed of warm, blue sponge—magic, no doubt—and go fishing once a week with my mum for what she calls the "necessities." I play with various things my mum says come from the "surface," and occasionally the odd plushie that pops up in the fishing hole.

by peronalodis

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Water Faerie and the Healing Springs: No Cost Cures
Most days on neopets, things can go pretty smoothly. You take care of your pets like any good owner would do, yet all it takes is for one single outcome to change the schedule of things from normal to haywire. One moment you can be taking your pet(s) exploring and then all of a sudden, you turn to look at your neopet and what's that, bud? You are sick with Hoochie Coochies? What in the world? How can that be?

by hkequeen

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How To Care For Your Elderly Neopet
A sudden loss of balance and a stumble into the Rainbow Fountain is all it takes. Before your very eyes, your once sprightly, bouyant Neopet with their thick, lush, shiny fur/scales/hide (delete as appropriate) will emerge no longer glowing with youth and energy, but hunched over and wizened, wrinkly and crinkly, grey or balding, aged almost beyond recognition! "Get off my lawn!" they'll croak at you angrily, whilst you stare at them wide-eyed in shock, mouth agape in surprise.

by tallydepp

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Three
Cassie frowned. “She didn’t show up for class today. Is she sick?”

“Can’t be—she was fine yesterday. More than fine, actually. I’ve never seen her so happy, not since…” she dropped to a whisper, “well, when we joined the pirates.”

by ummagine3284


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Janet and Jane: The Case of the New Addition: Part Two
"What?" James asked. His eyes grew to the size of saucers. "Already? I literally just got here!"

"Don't worry, James. You'll do fine," Jane comforted. "Vandalism cases are usually pretty easy to solve, so it's the perfect case to start you off with."

by chasing_stars44




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