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Issue: 565 | 5th day of Collecting, Y14

Comics

	To Work is to Live #7 Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~! by shamaela
	So Says the Slorg!! Makes you wonder why we bothered paying to have that wall put up. by supercheezee
	Funny Food - Part 3/5 No fruit Chias! Also by melovechias by ilovejonulrich
	Greyscale: Evil Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic! by toffeedatepudding
	R.I.P. Uh, should we really be weeding this grave? by seiya_from_ashes
	Avatar Woes: Extreme Fail Just when you thought herding was getting easy... Idea by plasticrose by o0aeris0o
	It's Always Sunny in the Lost Desert ...unless you live with a Grey pet, that is. by shehadaname1
	Muckla and the King Because everybody know that you can do a lot worse than desire the demands of a herd of lime Doglefox. by lovisa966
	Sloppily Colored Funstuffs Change of format! -poof- by thesevenwonders
	Group-KY #000: Prologue by rainletter
	Random Oddness The Healing Springs: scary powerful. by mistyqee
	Onigiri We're starving here! by minerva198
	Life in Meridell: Guess the Marrow Here to guess the weight of the marrow, huh? Idea by qtface by l_like_animals
	No Vacancy I think that went well. by tristasmith
	Starving Pets can Eat Anything Food shouldn't give away food. by kungenavmaskrosor
	untitled Loading... by fudoggz
	Some Pets' Owners #2 "You couldn't just buy the scratchcard and walk away, could you?" by minicoopermissy
	Achieving Avatars: Super Attack Pea How DO you get that avatar? :o by flusia
	How Nifty Freebies shenanigans. by kirimiso
	Baked Goodz! Nothing tastier than a Chia in the morning. by frenchmaiid
	Ghostly Judgement Something has happened! by arixtotle
	The Shop Ads Neoboard Nowadays! sad but true :( by deathnote
	G&S: Woes of Being Biscuit Based on my biscuit pet Seivoure, and his dream of hot borovan. by rainndrip
	Quest for the Dung Scarab: Issue 2 (part 1) Issue 2 (part 1): Seeking by cardquestmanager
	Game Swap ...Boss? by wailers
	Extreme Potato Counter Home Edittion Don't try it at home, kids! by sealistick
	Tea Time Flying off the handles! by actinia
	The Goofers - A Makeover, part 3 My Mother! by lintsuf
	Zemmy Pranks - 2 That's just evil of you, Zemeno. by guuvii
	A Spooky Halloween, part 1 Nox was Transfabulous! by ghostkomorichu

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"A Hard Nox Life" by herdygerdy
Martha paused as Castle Nox came into view. The same untended grounds. The same patchy tiling on the roof. The lights, magically enchanted, still gleamed from every window, inviting beacons in the gloom. False beacons of hope, to many Neopian travellers. A bolt of lightning coursed across the sky. Martha gave a little smile. Nothing had changed. Then she noticed the door was ajar, and the reality of the...

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The Personal Memoirs of MAGAX
I knew neither my father nor mother. Any memories I once would have possessed of them I can no longer recollect; they are eternally lost to my subconscious.

However, I did know, and was actually quite familiar with, one of Neopia's most notorious villains; the late, great, Hubrid Nox.

by rielcz

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How It All Began
"Now remember," the Wocky said to his son. "We can't keep moving every time you get into a fight."

by dr_tomoe

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Hats Make All the Difference
They tell stories. They attract attention. They lend themselves to humor and heroism. These articles of clothing represent the true character of the Neopets that wear them.

by havittaa

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The ENVI's Guide to Better Quality Villains
The Evil Neopian Villain's Institute is now offering free evil genius lessons!

by parody_ham

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Masquerade: Part Three
I felt King Hagan's downward gaze on us as he sat upon his throne. In a boisterous voice he said, "What words of wisdom do you have to share with me, the wisest of all?"

Also by bookworm7

by sin_hui_ryoma

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Beneath a Pumpkin Moon: Part One
"You told a zombie Meepit he needed brains? What were you thinking?"

by lilahne_aluoki

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