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	Just Crazy Can you not see my artistic genius?!?! by empoleon07
	The Class of '08 Part Ten I know! I know! by _dead_meat_x_
	What Not To Eat Even when you're hungry... some things just aren't meant to be in your mouth. Concept by fulerer by taz_241590
	All Because of a Cookie Ever wondered why Dr. Frank Sloth and the Space Faerie are arch enemies? Well, it all began when they were little... by iiteru
	The Bad Part About Being a Fire Peophin deep breath by scarvogue
	Cyntia & Mac See what happens if you're too greedy and chocolate painted.. by super_princess_peach
	Medical Tree: Glowing Jelly Warning: Consuming glowing jelly may be potentially dangerous for your health. by leetmango
	Why Can't I Have Nice Things? Now if only I could use the Lost Desert Paintbrush... by ginseytea
	Restocking - Tip One: Stay Alert! Not yet. by jellybeanott
	.Blue. Good ol' fishing vortex... by wortwortwort
	Gummi Needs A Hobby - Pt 2 The tiny details are amazing. Also by arethd by silverskink
	Hesitantly Potential Fabric softener + Pteri = ? by kitty_kat3035
	Shouldn't He Dissolve? But how?! by nancy_drew_obsessed
	Baneful Birds (Gelert Style) Wonder where that Pile of Bones is? The one you put on your Gelert? Here's your answer! by snowickle_111
	Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 1 A good set of weapons is always costly... by lawrence_189
	Please, Stop Using Babaa Wool Babaas look sweet... but can be evil too. ;-) by cindy_girl1987
	Light House Life (shocking issue) Believe it or not: Rini actually learned something. by louishooper
	Hot Air Rises, Gold Air Sinks ...look out below! :D by natasha_nguyen
	Apple Dumplings That was nice, but I am still hungry. by doopingla
	Who said I was sweet? And he never went back again... by icesmith
	Inflation Buying a Meowclops? Think again. by footiestar4eva
	Poor Parlax 1 You too? by fwipinator
	Neopian Nonsense - Stinky Business Welcome to the NC Mall! by ilovehyrule
	Warped! Now with more shine! by naekiri
	SparrowHawk's Days Fishing Pains. I'm sure this happens to most of us. by dragonslore_ii
	Maya & Minki - A Helping Hand What a great thing to do... with not so great results! :o by manisha_3_3
	The Valley of Spam Oohh how cute. by chichikokoyamma
	Tuskaninny Predicament Starring: That Tuskaninny from Cliffhanger. by periodicage
	Jealous Much? Yes, your Usuki dolls are ALIVE! Bwahaha! by toffeedatepudding
	It's a Lupe's Life So Hungry! by untitled_note
	Neopian Shorts - sigh I don't think you quite understand what I mean... by kitokat_mh
	Moments of Insanity Now what about... by paopu_fruit134

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Altador Cup: The Teams

As I'm sure you already know, Altador Cup III is almost here! Yay! We're all excited, we're all getting in our boats and heading off to Altador, but most importantly, we're trying to figure out what is going on with signing, retirements, team arguments, stars on the rise, and teams that are going to disappoint us yet again! Here are some of the top questions leading into this year's Altador Cup...

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A Song for the Faerie Queen
I don't want you to mess it up. Morgan opted to keep that thought unspoken. "How about you go visit Mr. Baxley and see if the oven's ready?"

by playmobil_is_my_life

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The Meepit Show Continues
I guess I just got out of the right side of bed this morning. That's always good – I sleep next to a wall...

by spoonguardonline

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Altador Cup III Questions
Here are some of the top questions leading into this year's Altador Cup.

by th3_edge

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Feasting with Fyora's Favourite Foods
A delightful collection of the Faerie Queen's most beloved treats and beverages.

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by anjie

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The Inspectre: Part Three
We decided that our next move would be to look into how the Yurble managed to escape Eliv's mansion. And there was only one way for us to do that...

by flying_tree

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The Golden Globes of Light: Part One
"Who is Lilly's contact on the Citadel, and how many helpers does she need?" I asked sharply...

by torkie10

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