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Issue: 286 | 6th day of Eating, Y9

Comics

	Of Holes and Headaches You ready? Script by tambourine_chimp by ghostkomorichu
	The Paint Kit Don't you hate how people only want to adopt painted pets? by the_foster_home235
	Cosmic A perfect place to take a nap. by soleilduplomb
	Jelly Rooms Wonder why the Kacheek didn't think of this... by marshmallow_ghost
	The Unusuals: Petpet Moments Hmph, side effects. by x_xkodiskux_x
	Pixel Nation Click! Click! Click! by tree_froggie
	"Rock, Paper, Scissors" Only one piece of cake left. Also by pinkandprecious by harper_1618
	Haunted Leave me ALONE!!! by hauntedheroine
	White Weewoos DO Exist! Part 3! Will that poor Weewoo EVER get noticed? Also by x_seabee_x by edmarblecake
	Petpet Stories When you give a Neopet a Petpet... by lughnassadh
	Haunted "Stupid Intangibility!" by dogsndragons
	A Carrot's Life Alone, lost in the huge pound... by ooorianeoo
	Slippery Slorg !?! Script by hello5346 by aiyakhiori
	Opportunist Aren't Moehawk's concerts the best? by ssjelitegirl
	Meh. I'm So Bored. That SO wasn't worth 142 NP... by springflowers270
	Forever Moo Ematay learns a lesson on ptolymelons. by soldoutinfaith
	Family Meeting We are in a time of crises... Also by precious_katuch14 by manda314
	Disturbed Reality #2 Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction... by fairi_dream_forest
	Randomocity! Did you think of checking to see if you had the right side up? by haunted_cookie
	Petpet Plight Out of sight, out of mind? by yl_girl
	I ♥ Mutants Monsters roam in these mountains... by helmfinland
	Pet Kicks Club Hasee Bounce is also quite evil... by gelert548
	Fer Sure While visiting Coltzan's Shrine one day... by redlotusninja
	Insert Witty Title Here Stopped by the formatting wall. Ouch. by beachnut14
	Are You a Shenkuu Warrior? Hoban is back! by samantha13_rose
	Another Day: Undersea Adventure Two JubJubs who take a hint from the game Jubble Bubble and invest in bubbles instead of Maraquan paint brushes. by happyluckygo
	Sibling Rivalry Underwater Fishing by evilpuppyangel
	Neohoming Woes We can only afford to build one room. by velvette
	Anonymous Candy and Rude Awakenings Dedicated to the Chomby Festival! Hope everyone had a great time! by nadia8705
	Milk Money Glowing pets and... stars? by plumbus
	Coolness Comics Repeat after me... Ha... Nay... soo... pear... ee... et... toe. by raptorsama
	What IS it? Come look at what I found! by plaquenil
	Neggs Galore I told you not to. by monkeybytes
	Neopups Who got the best Easter Negg Hunt? by coshi_dragonite
	Easter Paint Job Happy Easter!! by zooksie

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Ready to Adopt?

Hopefully, though, you have not come to disown, but to be that shining ray of sun and take home a petrified little pet. But wait--! Are you truly ready for this? As kind of an act as it is, once you adopt a Neopet, there's no going back. Before you make your final choice, make sure you can say yes to each one of the following questions...

Other Stories

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Easter in the Gnome Underground
"I was going to send you on a pointless gnome quest and erase your memories after you're back on the surface with the book, but I have a much better plan..."

by myfallenrevival4

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A Sprinkling of Trouble
Also known as "Operation SOCKS"

by bird_brain312

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How To Increase Your Neopet's Confidence
So many pets today are scared of trying new things, because they just don't believe in themselves. You may know your beloved pet to be beautiful, strong, funny and talented, but he/she just can't see it in him/herself...

by aprilon8

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The Truth of the Faerie Wars
Rumors have been spreading quickly on the nimble wings of Neopian Faeries that a new war was quickly approaching. All of Neopia began preparing, choosing sides and strategies for what was quickly dubbed the Faerie Wars...

by tj_wagner

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Twelve
A tall, elegant water faerie lay on the beach before her, her turquoise scales glistening in the mid-afternoon sunlight...

by hotchick859

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Catching Up: Part Nine
Out of unspoken consensus none of them spoke until Clocia left again. Then Therisa leaned forward. "Patricia, you look horrible. It was an accident, it wasn't--"

by extreme_fj0rd

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