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Issue: 248 | 14th day of Swimming, Y8

Comics

	Princess Troubles Would you like to play Kiss the Mortog? by ssjelitegirl
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 15 (Epilogue) by the_darkjedi
	Qnde & Szoo: "Feed Balthazar" A new game, or something? by shubi5
	Kaddie Says... Yay! My first feed! by platinum247
	Pint-Sized Emsohl attends her first Altador Cup game... by lachtaube
	The Neo397s Heh, heh.... by isaiahdjkim
	Toilet Troubles Based on true happenings, sorta... by mythical_creature_
	Oops! Are you sure this is safe...? Also by niatup by hikarru
	Coffee House Madness That poor Coffee Shop shopkeeper thought she had seen every kind of customer, until she met this one. by bmw_amw_009
	Only in Neopia... 50,000 volts of sheer fun! by aokajin
	One of a Kind What'cha get for lunch? by gochika
	Flapdoodle: Altador Plot Special An explosion is its own reward. by obviousfakename
	The Near Side I hate blackouts. by temiree
	Little Orby Uh oh. by tashni
	At the Altador Cup Sign-in Tent #2 Stupid gravity... by soggy_cardboard
	BD Cup... Second Round I've got it! by mousemage
	SO EVIL AAAAA!! Kuryry, YOU'RE SO EVIL!!!! O_o by sistersmazoky
	Calamiity's Calamities POKE. Art by pinkcharli by vollyballgal
	Warning! This product may contain traces of asparagus. Also by rosabellk by velveteen
	Plushie Palace Pandemonium The day that Shaye plushies went on sale. by sissy_sugar_queen
	The Reason Behind It You mightn't have noticed it, but Lupes get the limelight in plots. Maybe there's a good reason. by foxo11
	Florg's R.99 Wait a second! by dandilion_crucifix
	Brothers'n'Sister: Malbod the Lupe He liked playing with petpets, too. by kamikatze24
	Sanity Obsolete Revived Why they used Myncies for a volleyball game... Art by imogenweasley by myfallenrevival4
	Altador Cup Madness! Who said Geraptiku never had a team... by icesmith
	Just Our Luck Make sure you know what kind of line you're entering... Also by syko_skwerl by kzoolaur
	Beans On Toast Ever seen it rain Yooyu balls and wondered why? by katz_number_1
	A Stock Broker's Best Friend Some of us just care way too much about our Neopoints.... MUAHAAHAHHA! by 0riginal_sin
	Unhinged Part 2 of 2: Sewage Surfer by sharkies
	Kawaii - A Walk in the Park Stupid banana peel... by crow213
	Please SPIN, SPIN, SPIIIN!!! by monica5327
	Fly Ice Cream?... Ewww! Some flavors were just never meant to exist... by changethew0rld
	Title Goes Here Oh, like it hasn't happened to you before... by jenasu
	Spooky Should've brought a telescope... by ghostkomorichu
	What's for Dinner? Mmm... Cement. by imagiknight

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TCG: Haunted Woods

Be careful when wandering through the Haunted Woods this season. A terrible curse plagues the inhabitants of Neovia, and it's wise to stay away. Or are your neopets brave enough to find the cause? Find out with the newest Neopets Trading Card set, Haunted Woods. This article is to warn you about some of the dangerous new cards, or to bring your attention to cards that any player should have in their deck if they want the upper hand....

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Stars
My gaze, as red at that final patch of scarlet light, swerves to a tiny blue planet called Neopia. Its surface is draped with rolling, curling coils of clouds, and its azure seas sparkle with light...

by digital_microwave

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Captain of the Ship
The blue Kacheek's eyes were filled with longing as he looked: the rippled light on the water, the waves swelling over one another, racing to get to shore first...

by extreme_fj0rd

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Scariest TCG Set Yet? A Look Into the Haunted Woods
Be careful when wandering through the Haunted Woods this season. A terrible curse plagues the inhabitants of Neovia, and it's wise to stay away.

by zim1357980

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The Unspeakable Truth About Dr. Sloth
As sad as it may seem, many of these misled individuals have their reasons. I ventured to the Virtupets Space Station to see some of the arguments given by some of Sloth's sickeningly loyal minions.

Also by virtualmetalclone

by jamesuk2

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Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part Three
"Very well then," Talek replied, taking a deep breath. "It began with the rainbow Draik Elyx..."

by danama

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We All Had Each Other: Part Two
And then, the two were upon the small street that curved among the silent shacks. A tall, bone-thin Korbat, grey and daunting...

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