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Issue: 159 | 24th day of Gathering, Y6

Comics

	What's a Who's It? EEK! A lookup-er!!!!! by narraku
	Lennyness Oh no! This wasn't here when I last looked! panics by flookadoobee
	Troublesome Moments I'm glad I'm not a Wocky... by kristy_blue2001
	The Typical Trip to the Snowager I wanna be painted Dung! Drawn By: shadih_temporary by xdraiganx
	Caution Makes you wonder about the process of getting your pets painted, doesn't it? by shiinta
	Neo-Tastical Have you seen my instructions? by piekaboo
	Being Evil Isnt Easy It's your turn! by chibi_zoo
	Normal Neopia Normal? Is it edible? by slashslashx
	Princess Dream Dreams don't always come true... by alleballe1988
	Speck and Tom Mixing It Up by cheetah_kougra
	Totodum and Turdledee Kau got your tongue? by huggsy_666
	Virtual Chaos Which to choose? by troygirl845
	My Boring Petpet So boring... by jerk_head
	The Neopian Emergency Service One leak, one emergency squad... by julses
	Life Improvised Must be broken... by keng200
	Nonsenscal Verbiage Ah... this is the life... by laurensama
	Life Lessons The first step is always the hardest... by xtrat
	The Everyday Happenings of Luupine Talk about lazy! by black_spiral
	Nice Puppy? BOW BEFORE THIS...hum...queen? by asusse
	Livin My Life Neopia gets smarter everyday... by liskda123
	Cuteness 2 :3 RAWR!!! by fire_fly196
	Weird Neopians in a Weird Place What a nice Pant Devil... by aisha_girl104
	Pteri Pie! Good thing I just bought one! by raynbow_light
	Mmm... Jelly Burp! by twelve_52
	Sneezles Strike Sloth is clever. by true_solarsenshi
	A Tired Lupe This is what happens when you play games all night... by redlightning
	It's Just... I would hide if I were you... by lilaznstar25
	Meridellian Mayhem- Grumpy Old King? Skarl sure has a strange sense of humor... by ikkin_with_attitude
	Picking A Petpetpet Of COURSE she'll pick me... by i_hate_backstabbers
	Confessions: Mr Nuggles Aww, it's not that bad! by fuzzy_green_glue
	Sane Asylum: Do Not Disturb Eat my hear out, eh? by teishan
	Neopian Paradox: Petpetpet Problems I don't understand the facination... by paradoxigal
	Wishful Thinking Counting Sheep by barbcat00
	Trouble and Trub So...hungry...need food. by chocolateisamust
	Neopian Wackiness Spell or Starve Wackiness by cherv1
	Red X-Donations Galore One item per customer. by shadowcristal

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"A Tale of Two Brothers" by direpantheon
"Just like you youngling's, never thinkin' o' the consequences," a quiet, gravelly voice remarked from behind the Wocky...

Other Stories

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Detective Grace and the Missing Bracelet
"Grace, come on," said Violet, tugging on my arm. "We have to find my bracelet! It means so much to me, and it's such a shame to lose such a wonderful thing!"

by precious_katuch14

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Trash or Treasure?
"It doesn't matter whose fault it is," Lila continued. "You can argue later. Right now, we've got to…I don't know, but we've got to do something! If Maria sees this…"

by bqueen6430

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Neopias Secret War-How the Meepits are Taking Over
There is something out there-or some things- that are plotting our destruction right now. They are more dangerous then Sloth, Kass, and Lord Darigan combined.

by jesse12_3

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The Perfect Picnic
Do you love to go picnicking but you don’t know what to pack? Maybe you’ve just forgotten how to pack a picnic hamper. Or maybe you’ve never been on picnic in your life.

by jelli_belli8

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Finding Kourage: Part Four
Their 'fresh start' didn't start out so well; they started early and there was a steady drizzle being upheld. By noon a frightening, perilous storm was at hand...

by larenbeka

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A Peace that Would Lst One Thousand Years?: Part One
"That Skeith said that Darigan is going to attack us! That no-good, two-timing fool Darigan, trying to attack us again!"

by ikkin_with_attitude

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