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Cryptic: Festivity

Welcome in and thank you for joining us in this special meeting called “Festivity”.

by water_park1993
Faerie Interesting Birthdays

Today at the Neopian Times, we bring you an exclusive answer to one of Neopia's most pressing questions: Do the Faeries celebrate birthdays?

by black_skull725
Top 10 Cakes with Memorable Backstories!

Every year, we gather around and celebrate another year of Neopets.

by _myst_queen
Celebrate Neopets 26th Birthday!

Wow, can you believe it?! It’s that time of year already and Neopets is turning 26 years old...

by melissa12xx
No Boring Birthdays: 26 Fun Ideas for Your Big Bash!

Grab your cake and toss your confetti in the air - Neopets is having a birthday celebration!

by jackie247
Celebrating Neopets’ Birthday with Cupcakes!

Starring Lerlifia the Chocolate Draik, Lervilia the Candy Draik, Sellescha the Pastel Kacheek, and Christine, their owner!

by _brainchild_
The Perfect Birthday Petpet Match!

The Perfect Birthday Petpet Match! Collab with qlobal

by plasticprep4eva
A Beginner’s Guide to Caring for Birthday Petpets

By day, I tend to the needs of all the energetic lovelies awaiting adoption. By night, I moonlight as Neopia’s number one Petpetsitter. Collab with shenkuun

by tylerhuyser
 
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Top 10 Cakes with Memorable Backstories!



Every year, we gather around and celebrate another year of Neopets. From showering our pets with gifts, to throwing lavish parties that has the Pant Devil lurking from the window. We open gifts and make some noise. And we eat cake. A lot of cake. Cakes with sprinkles, cakes with gobs of frosting, cakes with edible glitter, and cakes with the fluffy insides. But have you ever wondered about the stories behind some of your favorite Neopian cakes? They make for an interesting tale or two. Let’s take a look back at some of the memorable cakes you can still find and buy today! 10. Radioactive Sloth Cake Here is a little-known fact for you. Originally called Sloth Cake, it had to be renamed after the following incident. When presented at a banquet honouring Dr. Sloth, everyone was amazed at this cake that glowed in the dark. However, when a slice was consumed, the eater would also glow-in-the-dark! After the initial panic subsided, those that glowed engaged in a game of glow-in-the-dark tag inside the Grundo Warehouse that is still remembered fondly to this day on Virtupets Space Station.



Other Stories


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Under The Surface
Deep under the peaks of northern Neopia, Delina is on a quest for the perfect present...

by pikapi20

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Make a Wish, Beatrix Halliday
The Skunk Zafara stared at the displays of breads, cakes and pastries at the Crumpetmonger’s shop, her arms folded under a ratty old cloak.

by precious_katuch14

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In the Margins
The Valentine Draik eventually found her dropped weapons, and dressed her wounds as best she could from a medkit in one of her pouches.

by shinkoryu14

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Miasmora & Wisric's Grand Meridellian Misadventure
Wisric held the lantern high over Miasmora's head as she descended the stairs. Collab with meercamaster184

by phadalusfish

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King Roo Celebrates
The best way to celebrate is with a birthday dice roll!

by supremity

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Party Planning Committee Failure
Not everyone's cut out for party planning... Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate



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