Why You Should Never Give a Dung Petpet a Bath

by marshmallow_ghost

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Don't worry about it.

by scar19

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The Peophin Incident: Part Seven
"Stupid doors!! If I ever find the guy that built this place, I'm gonna tie him to a pole and let loose a barrel of Larnikins on him! And then I'll dropkick him all the way to Kreludor!"

by kyrinn

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Evil Fuzzles, Dr. Sloth, and a Chocolate Chia
She opened the box and pulled out a small device. "It's from the Dr. Sloth catalog. It can tell me when there is an evil fuzzle in the room," Ursula told Alexa...

by happyorangehorse

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Getting Chef Bonju
How to get that avvie.

by luaugirl211

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