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Baby Angel: Growing Up

"Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping her arms wildly...

by shadowcristal
The Vampire Next Door

"You're just saying that because you don't know the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best comeback ever.

by petlove1995
You Can't Get Away From Omelettes

I drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the star-shaped stained glass window...

by ponypeophin
A Thief's Promise

Finally, the outline of a hooded figure could be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along...

by summerlove77
The WORST Wednesday in My Life

If ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon. His name is Bob.

by peterpuffin1
Tomos: Before the Plot

"Mother! Mother!" he screamed frantically as he was dragged away from his mother...

by mischa_rox
The Story of the Magic Doorknob

Now, you may be wondering, how did an innocent little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two...

by lovetheyardstick
Downhill

I remember the day perfectly. So perfectly, because it was the least perfect day of my life...

by ruff_zette
LUPE-X9

Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth...

by dan4884
About Sunburn

"Alright, alright!" I finally howled, "We'll go to Sakhmet."

by child_dragon
Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose!

Half of them seem to be delirious from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations of this beast they call the Xweetok...

by kool_rachy
 
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Xweetok Conspiracy?



The Xweetok, Neopia’s newest inhabitant. At first it may seem harmless; you want to pick it up and cuddle it. Of course it is the cutest little rodent that you have ever laid eyes upon, but something seems wrong with it. Its eyes are twitching, following all the inhabitants of the room like a hawk...



Other Stories


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Is Newer Really Better? [Part 2]
Arr, I'm telling ye, tha ol' games be betta' than all them new games! In my days, we'd sit 'n enjoy a good game of [some game no one ever heard of in their life]...

Also by faeriegurl4lyfe

by fip


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Revenge of the Disgruntled Neopians
What you’re about to delve into is a guide that has developed as the result of many hours of frustration taken out on poor pixel caricatures of certain staff members that run Neopets.

by sum41girl2k

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Sight: Part Four
She just nodded with a smile, and said, "The effect will only last for about two or three hours. Now be off! Slygor could hurt my paintings at any second."

by dan4884

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The Battle of the Lucky Coin: Supplemental Text - Part Three
I asked her why a magnificent being had gone through such trouble to help an ordinary figure such as myself. And this is where I learned the identity of the one who had put me in this unfortunate little predicament...

by kublakhan27

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Kawaii - Dinnertime
You're going to make dinner?

by crow213

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Random Silliness
He gets a little crazy sometimes...

Art drawn by cute_little_cat

by dragonanz




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