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Heroes from the Other Side: Part One

"How is the king, Sir Pendleton?"

"Not well, Lord Kass. I daresay he has been captured."

by parody_ham

 
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"Of Time Machines and Banana Cookies" by opossumman
"So all this time when you were telling me, 'Oh, that's just science fiction, it can't POSSIBLY have real world application,' and, 'Oh, matter can't go past the speed of light, which would be necessary for time travel to work,' you were lying to me?"




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Of Time Machines and Banana Cookies
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