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 | Nightfall: Part One"Miz Amy?" Grant called, throwing his top hat on the dirt patch before his tent.
"Grant, m'boy," Amy responded. The pink Kyrii fluttered from the steps of the caravan...
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A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...
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