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Before I explain the sticky moral dilemma regarding transfers, let's study the word in closer detail, as I'm told studying is apparently helpful or something. According to my handy-dandy dictionary, the word comes from trans-, meaning "a geometric isomer having a pair of identical atoms or groups on the opposite sides of two atoms linked by a double bond", and -fer, meaning "one that bears." I'm not sure what atomic bears have to do with transfers, but I'm sure it's incredibly illuminating and 100% relevant...

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