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Villains: Get Respect

To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...

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A Hissi's Tail
"Lilah, were you daydreaming about going on some grand adventure again?"

by ally_cat220

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Stained Glass Windows
Ryan hated art. Anything that involved art such as painting, poetry, stories, sculptures, and music; you name it, he hated it...

by seferet

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The Villain's Guide to Being Taken Seriously
You have to get the cackle down pat before you do anything else. This is vital.

by daddysbookbutterfly

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Item Investing
Investment items are items that have a very good chance of growing in value significantly.

by jillian3_3

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Freak-out - Jhudora's Salon?
Can I get a layered cut?

by ichigostars

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The Family
Don't you just hate it when relatives come to stay?

by proagain

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