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Removing the Muzzle: General Galgarrath's Story - Part One

"Memories are odd things; they can fade, be substituted, twisted, or even forgotten. Some may not believe me... but this is what I can recall..."

by torkie10
Apprentice to Evil: Part One

"Your siblings need nice things too, Meti. Tell you what. If you really want to go to the concert, why not get a job?"

Also by chivo

by anjie

The Mistaken Identity: Part One

"Now that you mention it," he said with an angered tone, "I would like to know where I am..."

by lemonlovingcutie
 
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Conspiracy Revealed



You may think, "That must be a spin-off of Parlax, Sloth's spy in The Return of Dr. Sloth Plot." In fact, it's the other way around. He'll be the first to tell you TNT isn't nearly as imaginative as people think; they mostly base characters off of real pets. As interesting as that all is, he's not the subject of our story. More like a source. In fact, everything you're about to read is based on the facts he gave (Some dramatizations may occur) about one of the few conspiracy theories TNT hasn't started themselves. That's right. I'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date. It all started thanks to a TCG set and an elite Usuki convention...



Other Stories


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Just a Morning Jog
Mr. Simmons was certainly an avid jogger; every morning after he ate, he went for a long, refreshing jog through the jungle...

by visorak_commander

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Don't Let This Be Our Last Adventure
"Piracy. You and I... we've been doing this long enough I think..." Has Garin really had enough of being a pirate?

by peroxwhy_gen

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Rusty Old Can Infestation?
Where did these cans come from? Why is it that Neopians have fished millions of cans out of the underwater fishing cavern?

by _pooglegirl_

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How to Create a Keepable Gallery
How to make a gallery you won't sell off or get frustrated with - a gallery that you will keep for a long time.

by shakinheadtotoe

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AZS #1 - Wheels of Doom
Your Neopets don't speak their minds, and for good reason, too.

by johnredds

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The Hero Society
...In which a certain Bori talks like a lunatic.

by bearcatt



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