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Let Darkness Fall: Part One

He wasn't sure how he had gotten there. He couldn't remember who he was, either...

by feriku
Stuck: Part One

I nodded, excited beyond all belief. This wasn't your everyday abandonment I was going through, after all. This was an adventure...

by silent_snow
No One Will Believe Them: Part One

"Agh!" he moaned as he lay sprawled across the dirt floor of the Symol hole he'd been forced to jump into. Maybe the cannonball wasn't the best way to make an entrance...

by ayame_23
 
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Walking Carpet Care



Walking Carpets are so fuzzy you'll need to buy a nice brush. Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up. Make sure you talk to him, Walking Carpets love conversation! However, when you're speaking to them, don't be offended if they don't look at you. They have a tendency to look off into space or right off to the side of you so it looks as if they are staring...



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The REAL Petpet Rescue
She pulled out a blue Gnorbu wool jumper, a Flotsam sweater, wool gloves, and some Kacheek ear muffs. What in the world was all this?

by mzkimmi

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Feathers That Don't Merely Shine
"Hmm," was Sloth's initial response. His second response was, "You tell me this... because?"

by micrody

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All You Need to Know About PESTS!
I can give you my advice concerning petpetpets and what petpets to attach them to so that you don't catch yourself in a situation where you will want to make the petpetpet disappear forever!

by lassie_nikki

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Bumble Beams... Unbaffled!
You only have to press a total of 2 different buttons on your keyboard. By pressing the 'left arrow' key when one of the petpets is on a beam, the beam will drop to the left, and vice versa. Simple, right? Well, of course it gets a little tricky...

by chaos_lives

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Kryonus: New Layout!!!
Feeling... sleepy...

by icesmith

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Sugar Square: Journey to the Lost Isle
Where's the bucket?

by jess1212



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