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"Legacy of a Nose" by hstulberg
I fought the urge to sneeze, but my body got the better of me. "ACHOO!" I sneezed, a wild storm of snot. SPLAT! I looked up, and realized that the ray wouldn't be working for long time, due to its new coating of snot. The lab ray scientist threw a box of tissues at my head, glared at me, and pointed to the door...

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