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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part One

And then, a number of weeks ago- Vex was no longer certain how long it had been- Lord Darigan had also disappeared...

Art by sarahleeadvent

by sarahleeadvent

Afternoon Tea: Part One

"I got a promotion at work," she said, blowing on her tea. "I'm now the Assistant Finance Manager..."

by reggieman721
The Mirror of Memories: Part One

There were tons of people crowding the house, and I immediately ran upstairs to try and find some of my friends who I knew would be there. Some people stared at my slippers as I climbed the huge staircase...

by sytra
 
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The Ten Worst Jobs



You most likely think nothing of them; you might not even give them a second glance... but if YOU were stuck with their jobs, you might at least spare a pity smile. Listed here are the ten worst EVER jobs that any Neopian could possibly think of. It just might get you to think twice about how dedicated they really are to improving the site for everyone. Or maybe they just lost a bet...



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The Lucky Kau
The Skeith snorted and Nina looked up at him abruptly. "I'm selling paint brushes," he said gruffly. "Real cheap..."

by _supreme_dragon

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Why Battle Ducks' Eyes Bulge
A small, charming story about a girl and her ducks...

by staticbaby337

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Morguss: Behind the Ugly
We're here at the edge of Darigan Citadel, which isn't exactly the safest place to be standing.

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by dan4884


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Forever Whirling: The Lost Desert Fruit Machine
The Fruit Machine is a Lost Desert daily attraction that allows each Neopian family one free spin per day. Though many are simply advised to have better luck tomorrow, prizes range from desert food to Battledome items, to paintbrushes...

by ampolin1

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Re-enactments
Omg, a talking mime!

by staisums

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Just Sit
Nice one, Deli. Probably deserved that...

by katopia12



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