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More Like Saffron: Part One

"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"

by rainpaint
My Vacation: Part One

I'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof, Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!

by jeanaet
Behind the Forbidden Door: Part One

A moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So, Flingon," Sloth purred...

by sarahleeadvent
 
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"Faerie Vs. Electric" by sdcayklsjc
I sighed and walked slower. Why did I have to be the one to try out the Lab Ray? My brother deserved it more. I liked being a yellow Wocky, and I did not want to change! Not even one stat! I have always wanted to be painted faerie, but I would rather be yellow than be zapped by the lab ray. My owner, Tiffany, grew excited as we approached the Secret Lab...




Other Stories


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The Sleeper's Wave
"The end of the world is coming, is it?" she asked innocently. The Eyrie nodded briskly and grabbed his sign...

by linda_reincarnated

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The Face Behind the Dancer
They lived on the plains of Meridell, far away from the Castle because the surname Ciryatan means "dark," and the Meridellians were afraid that the family was evil...

by rebornluthia

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The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts!
The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast. If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings forever more!

by eihpos95

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Deserted Guilds?
Of course, if there aren't any members, nobody will join your conversation on the Message Board and nobody will participate in nice things you set up in your guild...

by doortje325

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A Comic Without a Name
No wonder you can never win at flip the coin...

by hedesku

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Another Comic With A Witty Title
It just looks like JELLY!!!

by anubisgirl_13



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