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Offline - Hiding From the Meepits: Part One

I'm a detective. Mostly small jobs, but every so often something strange crops up.

by lightninglover34
The Jackals of Sakhmet II- Finding Lee: Part One

Lee stood there, rooted on the spot in complete darkness. She could see nothing but the blackness as thick as tar. Where was she?

by arrielle5
A Wish for Bravery: Part One

Why did everybody call him a coward? It wasn't his fault he was a little afraid of everything...

by shadowninjawarrior
 
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Guide to Gooey Goodies



Nothing makes me happier than imagining myself eating some of these ooey gooey sticky, messy foods. For the love of food, I don't want any 'boring' treats, because I think there is something very satisfying about drippy messy foods! How about rolling up your sleeves for some ooey, gooey fun? MMM imagine OOEY, STICKY melted CHOCOLATE...



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Valentime
Clocks all around tick softly, loudly, some with the brays of Kaus, some with the gentle song of a faerie, some with the dull, mechanical noise that we all know from our own homes...

by _sunset_phoenix

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Jhudora's Valentine
The morning passed, and no helpers arrived. No pathetic minions. No loyal servants. Jhudora pouted in her chair...

by doughnut215

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10 Traditional Gifts For Valentine’s Day
For those of you who do not like shopping, or more importantly, who haven’t got any idea what you’ll get all your acquaintances (but would like something more traditional), then you’ve stumbled upon the right article!

by shadowcristal

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The Care and Protection of Plushie Pets
I thought I would share with my fellow Neopians the ins and outs of caring for plushie pets. Believe me when I say it's harder than it looks.

by stellar_xyaka

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Tiresome
F3isty is never afraid to speak her mind, no matter how silly she may sound.

Idea by ashwin1973

by sweetcheeks920


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Random Silliness
This is... empty?!

Art by cute_little_cat

by dragonanz




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